Transcript:Overgrown cat

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Standard dialogue

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• How are you doing?
  • Player: How are you doing?
  • Overgrown cat: If you don't stop talking to me, I'll never get my slouching time for the day done.
  • (End of dialogue)
• How old are you now?
  • Player: How old are you now?
  • Overgrown cat: I'm old and fat if that's what you're driving at. What, are you thinking of trading me in for a younger model after all the adventuring we've done together? Is that it?
  • Player: No nothing of the sort. I was just trying to make conversation, that's all.
  • Overgrown cat: Sure, I know your game. Gonna trade me in for some death runes were ya? Eh?
  • Player: What!! How do you know about that?
  • Overgrown cat: I would have thought you would have worked that out by now. Us cats are as wise as that sphinx.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Where do you want to go?
  • Player: Where do you want to go?
  • Cat: I'd just like to go somewhere nice and warm.
  • (End of dialogue)
• What do you want to do now?
  • Player: What do you want to do now?
  • Overgrown cat: I want to have a snooze, all this talking has made me sleepy.
  • Player: Gosh you're a bit dull and boring.
  • Overgrown cat: I suppose that's what you become once you pass your 9th birthday.
  • (End of dialogue)

Wearing cat ears

• Cat: Sorry human, but what are you wearing?
• Player: I got some cat ears made for me, don't they look meeeeeeeooooowvalous.
• The cat looks you dead in the eye, unblinking.
• Cat: Am I a joke to you?
• Player: UwU?
• Cat: Why are you doing this?
• Player: I thought it'd be cute and funny.
• Cat: It's not, take them off now human, before I get myself a pair of human ears to wear.
• (End of dialogue)