Transcript:Phingspet

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This transcript involves dialogue with Grimesquit, Phingspet, and the player.

Standard dialogue

Before starting Ratcatchers

• Grimesquit: 'Ello 'Ello!
• Phingspet: Who's this then?
• Grimesquit: I don't know any more than you do!
• Phingspet: Well ask them!
• Grimesquit: You ask them!
• Phingspet: No! I'm not talking to some stranger in a sewer.
• Grimesquit: Go away, weirdo! We're busy!
• (End of dialogue)

After the completion of Ratcatchers

• Grimesquit: Would you look at that!
• Player: At what?
• Grimesquit: It's [player name] again!
• Player: What do you want?
• Select an Option
• Jimmy Dazzler
  • Player: Where can I find Jimmy Dazzler again?
  • Grimesquit: Didn't you find him in Ardougne?
  • Phingspet: He's normally in the Flying Horse Inn.
  • Grimesquit: Give him a kiss from me!
  • Phingspet: I will absolutely not be doing that.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Hooknosed Jack
  • Player: Can you tell me where I can find Hooknosed Jack?
  • Grimesquit: He's here in Varrock!
  • Phingspet: Who 'nose' where, though!
  • Grimesquit: Ha! I'm sure you can 'scent' him out, [player name]
  • The Sisters Grime: Hahahaha!
  • Phingspet: Come on, it's not that funny.
  • Grimesquit: You think our nose jokes are bad? Well...
  • Phingspet: Our eye jokes are even cornea!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Smokin' Joe
  • Player: Can you tell me where I can find Smokin' Joe?
  • Grimesquit: Last we heard he was in Keldagrim.
  • (End of dialogue)
• The Face
  • Player: Can you tell me where I can find the Face?
  • Grimesquit: She was in Port Sarim last we heard.
  • Phingspet: You can't miss her!
  • (End of dialogue)
• Felkrash
  • Player: Can you tell me where I can find Felkrash?
  • Grimesquit: We shouldn't say, but-
  • Phingspet: She's got a secret den in Port Sarim!
  • Grimesquit: Not secret now, is it?!
  • (End of dialogue)

Historical dialogue

After the completion of Ratcatchers

• Phingspet: Eh? Would you credit da.
• Grimesquit: Wha?
• Phingspet: It's [player name] again init?
• Grimesquit: Wha?
• Phingspet: [player name] has come back again.
• Grimesquit: S' wha does 'ey want?
• Player: Oh come on, stop the act. It's just not funny anymore.
• Phingspet: Ya it is.
• Grimesquit: Ha! Ha!
• Phingspet: Ha! Ha!
• Jimmy Dazzler
  • Player: Can you tell me where I would find Jimmy Dazzler?
  • Phingspet: 'Ees in Ardougne. In ee?
  • Grimesquit: 'e is, e is. He stays in the Flying Horse dun 'e?
  • Phingspet: Tell 'im we said 'ello. Will ye? She then breaks out in a burst of girly giggles.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Hooknosed Jack
  • Player: Can you tell me where I would find Hooknosed Jack?
  • Phingspet: Da big ugly's ere in Vu'rock.
  • Grimesquit: Da big ugly! Ha that's a good one. 'E is big n ugly though isn't e, serve him right for all the fights e get's in.
  • Phingspet: Ha! I nose the truth when I 'ears it! Get it? Get it? Nose the truth?
  • Grimesquit: Ha, ha, ha ah ha.....
  • You leave the sisters grime mid cackle.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Smokin' Joe
  • Player: Can you tell me where I would find Smokin' Joe?
  • Phingspet: Short stuff's out in Keldagrime.
  • (End of dialogue)
• The face
  • Player: Can you tell me where I would find the Face?
  • Phingspet: Hey features? Where is she?
  • Grimesquit: Port Sarim last I 'eard.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Felkrash
  • Player: Can you tell me where I would find Felkrash?
  • Phingspet: She's travels about a bit, but I reckon Port Sarim.
  • (End of dialogue)