Transcript:Ponts the Bridgemaster

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Standard dialogue

• Ponts the Bridgemaster: Stop! Who ever passes this bridge must answer me these questions three.
• Player: Ask me the questions, bridgemaster. I am not afraid.
• Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is your name?
• My name is '[player name] of Lumbridge'.
  • Player: My name is '[player name] of Lumbridge'.
  • Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is your quest?
  • Player: To cross this bridge!
  • Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is your favorite colour?
  • Blue!
    • Player: Blue!
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Right. Off you go.
    • Player: So can I go by?
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
    • Player: Huh?
    • If the player has not finished Dragon Slayer II:
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
      • Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • If the player has finished Dragon Slayer II:
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Oh go on then. I suppose you have proven yourself worthy.
      • (End of dialogue)

• • Blue. No, yel-- ARGHHH!
    • Player: Blue. No yel—ARGHHH!
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Why are you screaming?
    • Player: Oh, ummm... I thought I was going to die.
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Why?
    • Player: I don't know. So can I go by?
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
    • Player: Huh?
    • If the player has not finished Dragon Slayer II:
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
      • Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • If the player has finished Dragon Slayer II:
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Oh go on then. I suppose you have proven yourself worthy.
      • (End of dialogue)
  • I don't have one.
    • Player: I don't have one.
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: There's always someone who wants to be difficult, off with you!
    • Player: So can I go by?
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
    • Player: Huh?
    • If the player has not finished Dragon Slayer II:
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
      • Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • If the player has finished Dragon Slayer II:
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Oh go on then. I suppose you have proven yourself worthy.
      • (End of dialogue)
• My name is '[player name] of Varrock'.
  • Player: My name is '[player name] of Varrock'.
  • Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is your quest?
  • Player: To cross this bridge!
  • Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is the capital of Kandarin?
  • I don't know that! ARGHHH!
    • Player: I don't know that! ARGHHH!
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: ...
    • Player: ...So can I go by?
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
    • Player: Huh?
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
    • Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Umm, Ardougne?
    • Player: Umm, Ardougne?
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Perhaps!
    • Player: So... Can I go by?
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
    • Player: Huh?
    • If the player has not finished Dragon Slayer II:
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
      • Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • If the player has finished Dragon Slayer II:
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Oh go on then. I suppose you have proven yourself worthy.
      • (End of dialogue)
  • "How can a single kingdom have multiple kings?"
    • Player: How can a single kingdom have multiple kings?
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: That's...
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: A fair point.
    • Player: May I pass?
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
    • Player: Huh?
    • If the player has not finished Dragon Slayer II:
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
      • Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • If the player has finished Dragon Slayer II:
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Oh go on then. I suppose you have proven yourself worthy.
      • (End of dialogue)
• My name is '[player name] of Falador'.
  • Player: My name is '[player name] of Falador'.
  • Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is your quest?
  • Player: To cross this bridge!
  • Ponts the Bridgemaster: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen chompy?
  • What do you mean? A Feldip chompy or one from Karamja?
    • Player: What do you mean? A Feldip chompy or one from Karamja?
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Huh? I-- I don't know that. ARGHHH!
    • Player: Why are you screaming?
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Internal self-doubt and the crippling feeling of everyone hating me.
    • Player: Ooookay then, perhaps I should go past.
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
    • Player: Huh?
    • If the player has not finished Dragon Slayer II:
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
      • Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • If the player has finished Dragon Slayer II:
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Oh go on then. I suppose you have proven yourself worthy.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Can chompies even fly?
    • Player: Can chompies even fly?
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: I'm sure I've seen them fly before, but it could've been falling gracefully.
    • Player: So... Can I go by?
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
    • Player: Huh?
    • If the player has not finished Dragon Slayer II:
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
      • Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • If the player has finished Dragon Slayer II:
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Oh go on then. I suppose you have proven yourself worthy.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Chompy or Jubbly?
    • Player: Chompy or Jubbly?
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Chompy.
    • Player: 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Great!
    • Player: May I pass?
    • Ponts the Bridgemaster: No.
    • Player: Huh?
    • If the player has not finished Dragon Slayer II:
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Well, perhaps. You should speak to Alec the Guildmaster, he sorts out that kind of thing. You'll find him up on a small island north of the guild.
      • Player: Oh okay! I'll go do that. Bye.
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Fare thee well.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • If the player has finished Dragon Slayer II:
      • Ponts the Bridgemaster: Oh go on then. I suppose you have proven yourself worthy.
      • (End of dialogue)