Transcript:Rantz

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Giving Rantz a cooked chompy

You offer Rantz the cooked chompy Bird.
Rantz: Erm.. Da's very kindly of you creature!
(End of dialogue)

Before Big Chompy Bird Hunting

Rantz: Hey you creature! Make me some stabbers! I wanna hunt da chompy?
Player: Stabbers?
Rantz: For da stabbie chucker, I's wanna hunt da chompy! Da chompy is der bestest yummies for Rantz, Fycie and Bugs! Creature knows what Rantz wants... flyin' to stabbie da chompy!
The ogre shows you a huge but crude bow and then starts to nod energetically in an effort to help you understand.
Player: I think I understand. You want me to make some arrows for you?
Rantz: Yeah, is what Rantz sayed, make da stabbers for da stabby chucker!
Start the Big Chompy Bird Hunting quest?
Yes.
- Player: OK, I'll make you some 'stabbers'.
- Rantz: Good you creature, you need sticksies from achey tree and stabbies from dog bones.
- (End of dialogue)
No.
- Player: Er, make you're own 'stabbers'!
- Rantz: When I make 'stabbers', I pretend you chompy and practice on you!
- (End of dialogue)

Big Chompy Bird Hunting

After Big Chompy Bird Hunting

Rantz: Hey deyr, t'anks for da chompy, it was scrumbly!
Player: Hey, I hear you're giving away free hats!
Rantz: Huh, dat's a true thing but you's godda be da good shooter wiv da stabbie chucker and stick lotsa chompies for da hatsie.
Select an Option
What are the hats like?
- Player: What are the hats like?
- Rantz: Huh der is this many colours... ~ Rantz holds up six fingers.~ And der is dis many different hatsies... ~ Rantz holds up three fingers.~
- (Shows other options)
Can you show me the hats please?
- Rantz: Ok you's creature, here's da hatsies! ~ Rantz shows you the hats. ~
- *** Hat Menu 1 ***
- Ogre Bowman Hat.
  - Ogre Bowman hat. 1 Feather white. Kills : 30
  - (Shows previous options)
- Bowman Hat.
  - Bowman hat. 1 Feather green. Kills : 40
  - (Shows previous options)
- Ogre Yeoman Hat.
  - Ogre Yeoman hat. 1 Feather red. Kills : 50
  - (Shows previous options)
- Yeoman Hat.
  - Yeoman hat. 1 Feather black. Kills : 70
  - (Shows previous options)
- -- Hat Menu 2 --
  - *** Hat Menu 2 ***
  - Ogre Marksman Hat.
    - Ogre Marksman hat. 1 Feather blue. Kills : 95
    - (Shows previous options)
  - Marksman Hat.
    - Marksman hat. 1 Feather yellow. Kills : 125
    - (Shows previous options)
  - Ogre Woodsman Hat.
    - Ogre Woodsman hat. 3 Feather white. Kills : 170
    - (Shows previous options)
  - Woodsman Hat.
    - Woodsman hat. 3 Feather green. Kills : 225
    - (Shows previous options)
  - -- Hat Menu 3 --
    - *** Hat Menu 3 ***
    - Ogre Forester Hat.
      - Ogre Forester hat. 3 Feather red. Kills : 300
      - (Shows previous options)
    - Forester Hat.
      - Forester hat. 3 Feather black. Kills : 400
      - (Shows previous options)
    - Ogre Bowmaster Hat.
      - Ogre Bowmaster hat. 3 Feather blue. Kills : 550
      - (Shows previous options)
    - Bowmaster Hat.
      - Bowmaster hat. 3 Feather yellow. Kills : 700
      - (Shows previous options)
    - -- Hat Menu 4 --
      - *** Hat Menu 4 ***
      - Ogre Expert Hat.
        
        Ogre Expert hat. 5 Feather white. Kills : 1000
        
        (Shows previous options)
      - Expert Hat.
        
        Expert hat. 5 Feather green. Kills : 1300
        
        (Shows previous options)
      - Ogre Dragon Archer Hat.
        
        Ogre Dragon Archer hat. 5 Feather red. Kills : 1700
        
        (Shows previous options)
      - -- Hat Menu 5 --
        
        *** Hat Menu 5 ***
        
        Dragon Archer Hat.
        
        Dragon Archer hat. 5 Feather black. Kills : 2250
        
        (Shows previous options)
        
        Expert Ogre Dragon Archer Hat.
        
        Expert Ogre Dragon Archer hat. 5 Feather blue. Kills : 3000
        
        (Shows previous options)
        
        Expert Dragon Archer Hat.
        
        Expert Dragon Archer hat. 5 Feather yellow. Kills : 4000
        
        (Shows previous options)
        
        -- Back to Hat Menu 1 --
        
        (Same as above)
        
        -- Close Hat Menu --
        
        (Shows initial options)
What are the hats like?
- Player: What are the hats like?
- Rantz: Huh der is this many colours: ~ Rantz holds up six fingers. ~ And der is dis many different hatsies: ~ Rantz holds up three fingers. ~
- (Shows other options)
(After choosing one dialogue option:) How do I get a hat?
- Player: How do I get a hat?
- Rantz: If you creature shows me da bow wiv da notches on it, I'll give ya a flapper hat... is dat simple enough for you's creature?
- (Shows other options)
How many chompies do I have to stick?
- Player: How many Chompies do I have to stick?
- Rantz: We'll dat's da fing wiv da hatsies, dey's many hatsies for da many chompies dat you stick. But you's godda get at least this many for a hat. ~ Rantz flashes fingers at you, you think he means 30. ~
- (Shows other options)
Can I have a hat please?
- Player: Can I have a hat please?
- Rantz: You's creature show me da bow den!
- If the player does not have the bow:
  - Player: Sorry Rantz, I don't have the bow.
  - Rantz: Dat's da shame thing dat is! No flapper hat for you den!
  - (End of dialogue)
- If the player has an ogre bow:
  - You show Rantz the marks on your bow.
  - If the player has already claimed all newly claimable hats:
    - Rantz: Sorry, but der's no new hats for you this time! Go shoot some more chompies.
    - (End of dialogue)
  - If the player has 0 chompy kills:
    - Rantz: Hey, yous creature needs to hunt da chompie if you's wants der's flappy hat!
    - (End of dialogue)
  - If the player at least one but less than 30 chompy kills:
    - Rantz: Hey, yous creature needs to hunt more chompies if you's wants der's flappy hat!
    - (End of dialogue)
  - If the player has obtained enough chompy kills for a new hat:
    - Rantz: Hey, you did good wiv da stabbie chucker, der's a flappy hat for ya.
    - If the player has a full inventory at any point now or below:
      - Rantz: You's person has too much junk for da flappy hat... Rantz keeps it insteads! ~ Rantz chuckles to himself. ~
      - (End of dialogue)
    - If the player has enough inventory space:
      - If the player has not claimed the ogre bowman hat before:
        ~ Rantz shows you a new hat that you can take ~ ~ as a reward for your chompy bird kill total. ~ ~ This is the hat for Ogre Bowman ~
        
        (Continues below)
      - If the player has not claimed the bowman hat before:
        ~ Rantz shows you a new hat that you can take ~ ~ as a reward for your chompy bird kill total. ~ ~ This is the hat for Bowman ~
        
        (Continues below)
      - If the player has not claimed the ogre yeoman hat before:
        ~ Rantz shows you a new hat that you can take ~ ~ as a reward for your chompy bird kill total. ~ ~ This is the hat for Ogre Yeoman ~
        
        (Continues below)
      - If the player has not claimed the yeoman hat before:
        ~ Rantz shows you a new hat that you can take ~ ~ as a reward for your chompy bird kill total. ~ ~ This is the hat for Yeoman ~
        
        (Continues below)
      - If the player has not claimed the ogre marksman hat before:
        ~ Rantz shows you a new hat that you can take ~ ~ as a reward for your chompy bird kill total. ~ ~ This is the hat for Ogre Marksman ~
        
        (Continues below)
      - If the player has not claimed the marksman hat before:
        ~ Rantz shows you a new hat that you can take ~ ~ as a reward for your chompy bird kill total. ~ ~ This is the hat for Marksman ~
        
        (Continues below)
      - If the player has not claimed the ogre woodsman hat before:
        ~ Rantz shows you a new hat that you can take ~ ~ as a reward for your chompy bird kill total. ~ ~ This is the hat for Ogre Woodsman ~
        
        (Continues below)
      - If the player has not claimed the woodsman hat before:
        ~ Rantz shows you a new hat that you can take ~ ~ as a reward for your chompy bird kill total. ~ ~ This is the hat for Woodsman ~
        
        (Continues below)
      - If the player has not claimed the ogre forester hat before:
        ~ Rantz shows you a new hat that you can take ~ ~ as a reward for your chompy bird kill total. ~ ~ This is the hat for Ogre Forester ~
        
        (Continues below)
      - If the player has not claimed the forester hat before:
        ~ Rantz shows you a new hat that you can take ~ ~ as a reward for your chompy bird kill total. ~ ~ This is the hat for Forester ~
        
        (Continues below)
      - If the player has not claimed the ogre bowmaster hat before:
        ~ Rantz shows you a new hat that you can take ~ ~ as a reward for your chompy bird kill total. ~ ~ This is the hat for Ogre Bowmaster ~
        
        (Continues below)
      - If the player has not claimed the bowmaster hat before:
        ~ Rantz shows you a new hat that you can take ~ ~ as a reward for your chompy bird kill total. ~ ~ This is the hat for Bowmaster ~
        
        (Continues below)
      - If the player has not claimed the ogre expert hat before:
        ~ Rantz shows you a new hat that you can take ~ ~ as a reward for your chompy bird kill total. ~ ~ This is the hat for Ogre Expert ~
        
        (Continues below)
      - If the player has not claimed the expert hat before:
        ~ Rantz shows you a new hat that you can take ~ ~ as a reward for your chompy bird kill total. ~ ~ This is the hat for Expert ~
        
        (Continues below)
      - If the player has not claimed the ogre yeoman hat before:
        ~ Rantz shows you a new hat that you can take ~ ~ as a reward for your chompy bird kill total. ~ ~ This is the hat for Ogre Yeoman ~
        
        (Continues below)
      - If the player has not claimed the ogre dragon archer hat before:
        ~ Rantz shows you a new hat that you can take ~ ~ as a reward for your chompy bird kill total. ~ ~ This is the hat for Ogre Dragon Archer ~
        
        (Continues below)
      - If the player has not claimed the dragon archer hat before:
        ~ Rantz shows you a new hat that you can take ~ ~ as a reward for your chompy bird kill total. ~ ~ This is the hat for Dragon Archer ~
        
        (Continues below)
      - If the player has not claimed the expert ogre dragon archer hat before:
        ~ Rantz shows you a new hat that you can take ~ ~ as a reward for your chompy bird kill total. ~ ~ This is the hat for Expert Ogre Dragon Archer ~
        
        (Continues below)
      - If the player has not claimed the expert dragon archer hat before:
        ~ Rantz shows you a new hat that you can take ~ ~ as a reward for your chompy bird kill total. ~ ~ This is the hat for Expert Dragon Archer ~
        
        (Continues below)
      - (End of dialogue)
Ok, thanks.
- Player: Ok, thanks.
- (End of dialogue)