Transcript:Rowdy dwarf

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Standard dialogue

Player: Hold on a second there, I need your help!
Rowdy dwarf: Help, from me? You musht be more drunk than I am.
Player: No, I try not to get drunk, it's not good for you. But I do need help in brewing some beer.
Rowdy dwarf: Mmmm, beer.
Player: I need to brew Kelda stout, but I haven't got enough seeds to grow the hops.
Rowdy dwarf: Mmmm, Kelda stout.
Player: Do you know where I can find any seeds?
Rowdy dwarf: I might... oh yesh, I jusht might have a sheed like that.
Player: But you're not going to just give it to me, are you?
Rowdy dwarf: No.
Player: Alright then, what do you want for it?
Rowdy dwarf: Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... [a random item].
If the player does not have the item in storage (bank) or inventory:
- Player: What?? Where am I going to get that!
- Rowdy dwarf: You can at least make the effort.
- (End of dialogue)
If the player has the item in storage (bank) but not in inventory:
- Player: Sure, let me just get that from the bank!
- (End of dialogue)
If the player has the item in inventory:
- (Transcript missing. edit)

Player: Do you have any Kelda seeds?
Rowdy dwarf: Where's my ehm... What wash it again? Oh yesh... [a random item].
If the player doesn't have the item in inventory:
- I'm still looking for that.
  - Player: I'm still looking for that.
  - Rowdy dwarf: Look a little harder!
  - (End of dialogue)
- I really don't know where to look.
  - Player: I really don't know where to look for that.
  - Rowdy dwarf: You humans are jusht sho thick. Alright, shtop looking for it then, get me shomething else...
  - Rowdy dwarf: Lemme think... oh yesh. Get me... [a random item].
  - (Same as above)
If the player has the item in inventory:
- Player: Look, I've got it here!
- Rowdy dwarf: Shplendid! Give that to me please!
- (Player gives the item to Rowdy dwarf.)
- (Player receives a Kelda seed.)
- Player: Now how about those seeds?
- Rowdy dwarf: Well, I've got a Kelda hop seed right here! Pashed down generation after generation in my family...
- Player: Wow, really?
- Rowdy dwarf: Nah, I'm just kidding! Here, have the seed, you won't catch me farming in shome dirt patch anyway!
- Player: I suppose you wouldn't ever have a proper job or do some decent hard work, no.
- Rowdy dwarf: What wash that?
- Player: Nothing...
- (End of dialogue)