Transcript:Sassilik (Jatizso)
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Standard dialogue
- A random dialogue is selected from the following:
- Dialogue 1
- Player: How are you today?
- Sassilik: **sigh**
- Player: That good? Everyone around here seems a little depressed.
- Sassilik: **sigh**
- Player: And not particularly talkative.
- Sassilik: **sigh**
- Player: I'll leave you to your sighing. It looks like you have plenty to do.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 2
- Player: It's a bit grey round here, isn't it?
- Sassilik: It gets you down after a while, you know. There are 273 shades of grey, you know, and we have them all.
- Player: That's grey-t.
- Sassilik: That attempt at humour merely made me more depressed. Leave me alone.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 3
- Player: How's the King treating you then?
- Sassilik: Like serfs.
- Player: Serf?
- Sassilik: Yes, you know - peons, plebs, the downtrodden. He treats us like his own personal possessions.
- Player: You should leave this place.
- Sassilik: I keep trying to save up enough to leave, but the King keeps taxing us! We have no money left.
- Player: Oh dear.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 4
- Player: Cheer up! It's not the end of the world.
- Sassilik: I'd prefer that, if it meant I didn't have to talk to people as inanely happy as you.
- Player: Whoa! I think you need to get out more.
- (End of dialogue)