Transcript:Snowball champion
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Standard dialogue
Before starting the third game
- Snowball champion: Another contender for the podium!
- Player: There's a podium?
- Snowball champion: Sadly not, I just say that because it sounds cool.
- Snowball champion: Let's wait a bit for the other games to finish up.
- You wait around in the snow, the temptation to do snow angels is almost unbearable.
- Snowball champion: Now they are starting to trickle in, the game will start shortly!
- Snowball champion: Hey, haven't we met before?
- Guss Mistletoad: No, no, must have been another dwarf, plenty round these parts.
- Snowball champion: Hmm... Well I hope you both brought your snow boots, it's going to be carnage.
- Guss Mistletoad: Pssssst [player name].
- Guss Mistletoad: PSSSST [player name].
- Guss Mistletoad: Let's talk strategy, come here.
- Snowball champion: I don't hear any foul play going on, do I?
- Guss Mistletoad: No of course not, I'm just playing mind games with poor [player name]. They have no chance.
- Player: You cheeky little...
- (End of dialogue)
When down to two final champions
- Snowball champion: We are down to our last two finalists.
- Snowball champion: This calls for one thing and one thing only...
- Snowball champion: Sudden.
- Snowball champion: Death.
- Snowball champion: Snowball.
- Guss Mistletoad: I'm so very scared of [player name].
- Guss waves at you.
- Snowball champion: The rules are as follows.
- Snowball champion: You each get one snowball each to throw.
- Snowball champion: Whomever get's hit first, is out.
- Snowball champion: Do you both understand the rules?
- Snowball champion: Guss?
- Guss Mistletoad: Yes!
- Snowball champion: [player name]?
- Player: Yes sir.
- Guss Mistletoad: Coming at you [player name].
- Guss Mistletoad: Oh no...
- Snowball champion: What are you playing at dwarf! I haven't even started the countdown.
- Guss Mistletoad: My bad... I'm just very eager.
- Snowball champion: Also, you didn't even go for [player name]. What's that about?
- Guss Mistletoad: Honestly... I'm just an awful shot.
- Snowball champion: Could've sworn a dwarf in a previous festive games final did the same thing and knocked me clean out.
- Snowball champion: Then proceeded to sneak into the pub.
- Guss Mistletoad: Ha, you don't say.
- Snowball champion: Moving on...
- Snowball champion: I'll ignore you ever did that.
- Snowball champion: On the count of three, you will both be able to throw a snowball.
- Snowball champion: One...
- Snowball champion: Two...
- Snowball champion: Three!
- Snowball champion: Snowball!
- What will you do?
- Dodge the attack.
- (End of dialogue)
- Let the ball hit you.
- Player: Is that a golden sn-
- Player: Oof!
- Guss Mistletoad: Wooo!
- Snowball champion: There we have it folks!
- Snowball champion: Our Festive Games champion!
- Snowball champion: Guss...
- Snowball champion: Mmmmistletoad!
- Guss Mistletoad: Who are you talking to?
- Snowball champion: That's not important. You just won the Festive games!
- Guss Mistletoad: Oh my!
- Guss Mistletoad: I don't know what to say.
- Snowball champion: You now get access to...
- Snowball champion: The Nutcracker pub!
- Snowball champion: Alongside your win, you also get a free plus one to take into the pub with you!
- Guss Mistletoad: Did you hear that [player name]?
- Guss Mistletoad: [player name] we can go into the pub together!
- Guss Mistletoad: [player name]...?
- Guss Mistletoad: Ehem, [player name]...?
- Guss Mistletoad: Oh dear.
- Guss Mistletoad: Fancy a pint?
- Snowball champion: I though't you'd never ask.
- You wake up after being dragged into what seems like a pub.
- Player: Gosh, my head hurts.
- Player: I better see how Guss is getting on.
- (End of dialogue)
After completing the event
- Snowball champion: How's it going [player name]?
- Player: I'm alright, but I'm rather chilly round this part of the pub.
- Snowball champion: You'll get used to it.
- Do you enjoy being a festive game host?
- Player: Do you enjoy doing all this?
- Snowball champion: Eh... It's alright I suppose.
- Player: You don't really like it then?
- Snowball champion: It's not that I don't like it, moreso that I'm on a journey of redemption.
- Player: Oh yeah?
- Snowball champion: I wasn't the most friendly Fremennik before I came here.
- Snowball champion: I did many awful things...
- Snowball champion: Shoo-ing away stray dogs.
- Snowball champion: Sacrificing cats in West Ardougne.
- Snowball champion: Stealing snow and making my own snowcone business.
- Snowball champion: The list goes on.
- Player: I hope you didn't sell the golden snowballs.
- Player: Also... You did WHAT to stray dogs?!
- Player: Sorry.. I didn't mean to snap. You are on your journey to redeem yourself.
- Snowball champion: That I am, [player name]
- (Shows previous options)
- What's your story?
- Player: Tell me about yourself.
- Snowball champion: Well, there's not much to tell really.
- Snowball champion: I used to take part in great big snowball tournaments around Gielinor.
- Snowball champion: I won every single one.
- Snowball champion: I was unstoppable.
- Player: Some might say there was snow stopping you.
- Snowball champion: Oh dear...
- Snowball champion: I was an awful person back then... Didn't make time for anyone. It was all about winning.
- Snowball champion: I missed my pet rock's first birthday, what kind of person does that?
- Snowball champion: I was a monster...
- Snowball champion: The last thing I remember before getting this gig with Santa was me trying to help someone.
- Snowball champion: Apparently I tried to save some Gnome children from a catastrophic avalanche to the north.
- Snowball champion: Next thing I knew, I was talking to Santa and he asked me to come to The Nutcracker.
- Player: Wow, so now you're on your journey to be a better person?
- Snowball champion: Yup, though I do get thorough enjoyment watching people being pelted with snowballs.
- (Shows previous options)
- Happy Holidays!
- Player: Happy Holidays!
- Snowball champion: You too [player name].
- (End of dialogue)