Transcript:Unicorn's caged monkey

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This page contains the transcript of the Caged monkey (unicorn). The content below is copied verbatim from Old School RuneScape and thus copyrighted by Jagex.

Standard dialogue

• Monkey: You lied to me human. While that was a mighty fine banana, it was not the best banana in the world!
• Player: And how would you know? Have you tried every banana in the world?
• Monkey: Well, no... I suppose not, but I've had better. On Ape Atoll there is a tree which grows red bananas. They are the best!
• If the player has freed King Awowogei subquest.
  • Player: Ah, of course. I almost forgot about those. I once had to prepare a stuffed snake using those bananas for King Awowogei.
  • Monkey: Wait? You've worked for our great ruler? I didn't realise we had started employing human chefs. Bring me a banana sandwich immediately!
  • (Continues below)
• If the player has not freed King Awowogei subquest.
  • Player: Red bananas? Surely you're pulling my leg? There's no such thing.
  • Monkey: What? I'm in this cage. I can't pull your leg.
  • (Continues below)
• Player: Erm... never mind.
• (End of dialogue)

Using Unicorn's caged monkey on an affected NPC

• There is already a monkey in that cage!
• (End of dialogue)