Transcript:Olmlet
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Olmlet
Standard dialogue
- Olmlet: Hee hee! What shall we talk about, human?
- Where do creatures like you come from?
- Player: Where do creatures like you come from?
- Olmlet: From eggs, of course! You can't make an olmlet without breaking an egg.
- Player: That's... informative. Thank you.
- Olmlet: Hee hee! What's next, human?
- (Shows other options)
- You look like a dragon.
- Player: You look like a dragon.
- Olmlet: And humans look like monkeys. Badly shaved monkeys. What's your point, human?
- Player: Are you related to dragons?
- Olmlet: My sire was an olm. I'm an olm. I don't go around asking you about your parents' species, do I?
- Player: ... no, I suppose you don't.
- Olmlet: Hee hee! Let's change the subject before someone gets insulted. What shall we talk about instead, human?
- (Shows other options)
- Can you tell me secrets about your home?
- Player: Can you tell me secrets about your home?
- Olmlet: Ooh, it was lovely. I lived in an eggshell. I was safe in there, dreaming of the life I would lead when I hatched, and the caverns I could rule.
- Olmlet: Then suddenly I felt a trembling of the ground, and my shell shattered.
- Olmlet: Through its cracks I saw the world for the first time, just in time to watch my sire die.
- Olmlet: It was a terrible shock for a newly hatched olmlet, but I try not to let it affect my mood. So what else shall we talk about, human?
- (Shows other options)
- Maybe another time.
- Player: Maybe another time.
- (End of dialogue)
Overhead dialogue
Battling another pet in the arena in the Menagerie
- Olmlet: *slap*
- Olmlet: Grrr!
- Olmlet: Grrrr!
- Olmlet: Grarrr!
Puppadile
Standard dialogue
- A random dialogue is selected from the following:
- Dialogue 1
- Player: What lovely teeth you have!
- Puppadile: All the better for chomping stuff.
- Player: WOW! No chill?
- Puppadile: Hey, its[sic] a dog-eat-dogadile world out there!
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 2
- Player: Want to play fetch?
- Puppadile: Play meat!
- Player: No, fetch... you know, I throw stick and you bring it back?
- Puppadile: You fetch meat.
- Player: It doesn't just grow on trees you know!
- Puppadile: ...
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 3
- Puppadile: Om nom nom good meat.
- (End of dialogue)
Overhead dialogue
Battling another pet in the arena in the Menagerie
- Puppadile: *slap*
- Puppadile: Grrr!
- Puppadile: Grrrr!
- Puppadile: Grarrr!
Tektiny
Standard dialogue
- A random dialogue is selected from the following:
- Dialogue 1
- Player: You look hot.
- Tektiny: Heat required for forge.
- Player: What are you making?
- Tektiny: Heat.
- Player: Well, forge ahead then.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 2
- Player: What are you-
- Tektiny: STOP!
- Player: ???
- Tektiny: HAMMER TIME!
- (End of dialogue)
Overhead dialogue
Battling another pet in the arena in the Menagerie
- Tektiny: *slap*
- Tektiny: Grrr!
- Tektiny: Grrrr!
- Tektiny: Grarrr!
Vanguard
Standard dialogue
- Vanguard: Learn ye of the Judgement of the Vanguard. The form we have taken.
- Player: But you're so little and cute!
- Vanguard: Learn ye this form was not given from the grace of our Lord Xeric. He does not forgive those who choose poorly.
- (End of dialogue)
Overhead dialogue
Battling another pet in the arena in the Menagerie
- Vanguard: *slap*
- Vanguard: Grrr!
- Vanguard: Grrrr!
- Vanguard: Grarrr!
Vasa Minirio
Standard dialogue
- Vasa Minirio: The Dark Altar! The power it has given. Xeric, you cannot comprehend!
- Player: Excuse me?
- Vasa Minirio: I will take Kourend for myself, for I am no longer the priest. I am the god!
- Player: What have I done...
- (End of dialogue)
Overhead dialogue
Battling another pet in the arena in the Menagerie
- Vasa Minirio: *slap*
- Vasa Minirio: Grrr!
- Vasa Minirio: Grrrr!
- Vasa Minirio: Grarrr!
Vespina
Standard dialogue
- A random dialogue is selected from the following:
- Dialogue 1
- Player: Hello[sic]
- Vespina: Bzzzzt!
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 2
- Player: Bzzz bzzz bzz?
- Vespina: Buzz off human.
- Player: It's you that's following me! Maybe I should invest in a large flyswat...
- Vespina: Bzzzzt!
- (End of dialogue)
Overhead dialogue
Battling another pet in the arena in the Menagerie
- Vespina: *slap*
- Vespina: Grrr!
- Vespina: Grrrr!
- Vespina: Grarrr!