Transcript:Von van Von

This page contains the dialogue of Von van Von. The content below is copied verbatim from Old School RuneScape and thus copyrighted by Jagex.

Standard dialogue

• Player: Hey! I'm [Vampyre name]. What's your name?
• Von van Von: Von van Von.
• Player: I'm sorry... What?
• Von van Von: Did I stutter? My name is Von van Von.
• Player: Your name is Von van Von?
• Von van Von: Yes.
• Player: Sorry, just to clarify. Von van Von? That's your name?
• Von van Von: Yes! Is there a problem?
• Player: Well... I guess not.
• Von van Von: Good! Now leave me alone!
• (End of dialogue)

If the player is not disguised

• Von van Von: Human! Get back to the slave pens before I call the guards!
• (End of dialogue)