Transcript:Herbi
Standard dialogue
- A random dialogue is selected from the following:
- Dialogue 1
- Player: Are you hungry?
- Herbi: That depends, what have you got?
- Player: I'm sure I could knock you up a decent salad.
- Herbi: I'm actually an insectivore.
- Player: Oh, but your name suggests that-
- Herbi: I think you'll find I didn't name myself, you humans and your silly puns.
- Player: No need to PUNish us for our incredible wit.
- Herbi: Please. Stop.
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 2
- Player: Have your herbs died?
- Herbi: These old things? I guess they've dried up... I'm getting old and I need caring for. I've chosen you to do that by the way.
- Player: Oh fantastic! I spend all that time training the Farming skill, and now I'm supposed to care for your herbs as well?
- Herbi: I could try the next person if you'd prefer?
- Player: I'm just joking you old swine!
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 3
- Player: So you live in a hole? I would've thought Boars are surface dwelling mammals.
- Herbi: Well, I'm special! I bore down a little so I'm nice and cosy with my herbs exposed to the sun, it's all very interesting.
- Player: Sounds rather... Boring!
- Herbi: How very original...
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 4
- Player: Tell me... do you like Avacado?[sic]
- Herbi: I'm an insectivore, but even if I wasn't I'd hate Avacado!
- Player: Why ever not? It's delicious!
- Herbi: I don't know why people like it so much... it tastes a like[sic] a ball of chewed up grass.
- Player: Sometimes you can be such a bore...
- (End of dialogue)
- Dialogue 5
- Herbi: When I was a young HERBIBOAR!!
- Player: I'm standing right next to you, no need to shout...
- Herbi: I was trying to sing you a song...
- (End of dialogue)
Using items on Herbi
Butterflies in jars
- Player: Ever tried a butterfly before?
- Herbi: I've never been able to catch one, they've always eluded me.
- Herbi chomps excitedly on the butterfly, he seems pleased.
- Herbi: Woah! You should try those, they're amazing.
- (End of dialogue)
Grubs à la mode
- Player: I got you some grubs!
- Herbi: My favorite!
- Herbi munches happily on the grubs. It's rather gross.
- (End of dialogue)
King worms or red vine worms
- Player: How about some wyrms?
- Herbi: I assume you mean worms, not sure I could stomach a wyrm, far too big.
- Player: Oh yeah, those words don't even sound the same.
- Herbi: I don't judge you, now hand over those worms!
- Herbi hungrily devours the worms, you regret watching him do it.
- Herbi: Slimy, yet satisfying.
- (End of dialogue)
Spider carcass
- Player: I got you a spider carcass!
- Herbi: Not really an insect, but admittedly I'm not too fussy.
- Herbi gobbles the spider down, several legs fall to the ground around him.
- Player: You missed a bit.
- Herbi: I'll save them for later.
- (End of dialogue)
Overhead dialogue
Battling another pet or interacting with a scratching post in the Menagerie
- Herbi: Oink!
- Herbi: THEY CALL ME MR. PIIIG!
- Herbi: I'll show you a bacon salad!