Transcript:Anti-Santa
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2019 Christmas event
- Anti-Santa: Ha Ha Ha. Well if it isn't [player name], why do you dare enter my domain....
- If the player has completed any Christmas event involving Anti-Santa:
- Player: Long time no see Anti-Santa, how's prison life been treating you?
- Anti-Santa: It has been glorious, you may have thought me to be rotting inside these walls, but I've been coming up with plot to end Christmas once and for all!
- Anti-Santa: You may of [sic] stopped me all those years ago, but you didn't stop my mind.
- Anti-Santa: Soon I'll escape these walls and there'll be naught to stop me.
- Anti-Santa: This pathetic holiday will come to an end and I'll laugh as it burns.
- Anti-Santa: That red buffoon will not be able to stop me, nor you, nor that dumb cat!
- (Continues below)
- If the player has not completed any Christmas event involving Anti-Santa:
- Player: Anti-Santa, Santa told me all about you.
- Anti-Santa: Don't mention his name to me, he's everything I hate about this repulsive holiday, I have always dreamed about tearing down this revolting time of year.
- Anti-Santa: Years ago I almost succeeded, but I was thwarted by that red buffoon and some dumb cat!
- Anti-Santa: But in the years I've been locked away, I've been plotting and scheming. When I escape from this cell....
- Anti-Santa: Yes, Christmas will never be the same, children will be crying instead of laughing!
- Anti-Santa: The streets will be cold and lifeless.
- Anti-Santa: I will stop Christmas once and for all!
- Anti-Santa: And soon it will be the year of the Anti-Christmas!
- Player: *Snores*
- Anti-Santa: OI!
- Player: *Wakes up* Oh sorry! You were going on for a bit, I thought it'd never end.
- Anti-Santa: You've been moved to the top of my kill list [player name].
- Player: Let's cut to the chase, I need your help Anti-Santa.
- Anti-Santa: Oh, so you've come begging to me for help, what makes you think I would help you?
- Player: What other choice do you have? It looks incredibly boring in this cell.
- Anti-Santa: Well, that's true, but I'd rather that than help you.
- Player: You're so over dramatic. Santa said he'd consider freeing you only if you help us.
- Anti-Santa: Oh did he... ...now might be my chance to escape this cell... you know what. I will help you.
- Player: Finally, he needs you to deal with Jack Frost at a bakery in Varrock.
- Anti-Santa: Is that it? Why can't he do it himself?
- Player: He's testing a new parenting technique.
- Anti-Santa: Really? How are we meant to get into this bakery?
- Player: He gave me this teleport tablet, it will take us right inside of the bakery.
- Anti-Santa: After all these years, he's still making adventurers do his dirty work. He's just as bad as me.
- Player: Trust me, I'm getting tired of it as well, we need to go before it's too late.
- Player uses teleport, fade to black, appears in workshop with Anti-Santa.
- Anti-Santa: Ha Ha Ha If it isn't Jack Frost. You look smaller than last time I saw you.
- Jack Frost: A-A-Anti Santa!? What are you doing here?
- Anti-Santa: Your father sent me. Apparently, you've been rather naughty this year.
- Anti-Santa: I'm here to sort you out.
- Jack Frost: What? My dad sent you? No way, he put me in charge of Christmas.
- Anti-Santa: He did and apparently you're doing such an awful job of it, you've ruined it for everyone...
- Anti-Santa: When you think about it, are you sure you're not my son?
- Jack Frost: You're not my father, you're just an ugly bag of bones.
- Jack Frost: I won't let you stop me. Take this!
- Jack Frost casts Water Blast, dealing 0 damage.
- Anti-Santa: Ha Ha Ha. Is that all you've got, Jack?
- Jack Frost: Oh come on! How did that not hurt you?
- Anti-Santa: You're weak just like your father.
- Anti-Santa: I'm gonna slap you back to Lumbridge!
- Anti-Santa casts Fire Surge, dealing 60 damage.
- Jack Frost: Argh!
- Jack Frost: You're going to need a lot worse to defeat me.
- Anti-Santa: Good thing I'm not done yet.
- Anti-Santa: I learned this from an old friend of mine.
- Jack Frost: Ouch!
- Anti-Santa spews out fireballs akin to Vorkath's acid phase, while Jack Frost walks back and forth to dodge them.
- Anti-Santa: You cannot stop me Jack.
- Jack Frost: I'm not finished yet.
- Jack Frost casts Water Blast again, Anti-Santa reflects the blast back as Water Surge.
- Jack Frost: Mummy!
- Jack Frost takes 9 damage.
- Jack Frost: I'm getting out of here. This isn't worth it!
- Jack Frost teleports away.
- Player: Uhh...
- Player: That didn't go as planned.
- Anti-Santa: Ha Ha Ha. He won't get away that easily!
- Anti-Santa: I'll be back to deal with you soon [player name]....
- Anti-Santa pulls off his head, it glows in a blue flame, and he fades away.