Transcript:Blue monkey

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Standard dialogue

Without an M'speak amulet and before completion of Monkey Madness II

  • Player: Hey, monkey!
  • Blue Monkey: Eeek! Eeek! Ook!
  • Player: I have no idea what you just said, but good luck with it anyway!
  • (End of dialogue)

With an M'speak amulet or after completion of Monkey Madness II

  • (If the player has not taunted the monkey:) Taunt Monkey
    • Player: Hey monkey, your mother was an inedible seaweed sandwich!
    • Blue Monkey: Oh man, oh, you did not just say that!
    • Blue Monkey: The second I get up that tree I am going to pelt you with bitternuts until you are neck deep in them!
    • Player: Oh noes, my worst nightmare come true...
    • (End of dialogue)
  • (If the player has taunted the monkey:) Calm Monkey
    • Player: I'm sorry for insulting you. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
    • Blue Monkey: Hmmmm...well, you seem sincere, how about you hurry up and use me on the tree and we'll call it even.
    • Player: Yeah, ok, sounds fair.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Chat Monkey
    • If the player has taunted the monkey:
      • Player: Hey monkey, your mother was an inedible seaweed sandwich!
      • Blue Monkey: Oh man, oh, you did not just say that!
      • Blue Monkey: The second I get up that tree I am going to pelt you with bitternuts until you are neck deep in them!
      • Player: Oh noes, my worst nightmare come true...
      • (End of dialogue)
    • If the player has cautioned the monkey:
      • Player: Hey monkey, take your time getting the nut ok?
      • Blue Monkey: Sure. If I see any monkeys around the top of the tree I'll be careful and try and get you the nut whatever happens.
      • Player: Great!
      • (End of dialogue)
    • If the player has not taunted or cautioned the monkey:
      • Player: Hey, monkey!
      • Blue Monkey: What? Can I come out of this bag now?
      • Player: That depends, do you think you can reach those bitternuts for me?
      • Blue Monkey: Sigh...yes. Just take me to the tree and I'll grab one for you.
      • (End of dialogue)
  • (If the player has not cautioned the monkey:) Caution Monkey
    • Player: Hey monkey, take your time getting the nut ok?
    • Blue Monkey: Sure. If I see any monkeys around the top of the tree I'll be careful and try and get you the nut whatever happens.
    • Player: Great!
    • (End of dialogue)
  • (If the player has cautioned the monkey:) Reassure Monkey
    • Player: Look, never mind about taking your time, I'm sure things will be ok.
    • Blue Monkey: Well if you are sure. Ok, I'll get up there and pass you the nut then.
    • Player: Cheers, I'll be nearby to catch it.
    • (End of dialogue)