Transcript:Mac
This transcript involves dialogue with Mac, Wise Old Man, Hans, Gielinor Guide, Bob the Cat, and the player.
Standard dialogue
If the player does not have a max cape in their bank or inventory
- Player: Hello.
- The man glances at you and grunts something unintelligible.
- Who are you?
- Player: Who are you?
- Mac: Mac. What's it to you?
- Player: Only trying to be friendly.
- (Shows previous options)
- What do you have in your sack?
- Player: What do you have in your sack?
- If the player does not have a total level of 2277:
- Mac: None of yer bis'ness.
- Player: How rude! I was only being curious.
- (Shows previous options)
- If the player has a total level of 2277:
- Mac: S'me cape.
- Player: Your cape?
- What does your cape do?
- Player: What does your cape do?
- Mac: All the things other skillcapes do.
- Can you tell me what they are?
- Player: Can you tell me what they are?
- Mac: Fine... Ajjat gave me unlimited teleports to his Warrior's guild and Kamfreena lets me fight her Cyclopes without needing those annoying tokens.
- Mac: Melee combat tutor added a ring of life function and the armour salesman at the Ranging guild added a magnet and undead chicken thing.
- Mac: Brother Jered attached a holy wrench and Wizard Sinina enchanted the cape so I can change me spellbook.
- Mac: Aubury attached all of the runecrafting tiaras, an estate agent sold me some teleports and one of the nurses at the Emir's Arena made it give me faster hitpoints.
- Mac: Agility Arena guy with a Parrot pet made it lighter for me and Kaqemeex convinced the Nardah herbalist to make potions for me if I wear it and he attached a pestle and mortar, toos.
- Mac: Martin Thwait made the cape better for being sneaky and the Master Crafter added a teleport to his guild before Hickton attached some grapples and a crossbow.
- Mac: Duradel convinced all Slayer masters to give me a chance at repeating an assignment and the Hunting Expert added some useful teleports, too.
- Mac: A dwarf gave it a chance to give me extra ores and another dwarf made it give more experience when making gold bars and the Master Chef stopped it from burning any food.
- Mac: Ignatius Vulcan added a torch for lighting up caves and the Woodcutting tutor made it easier to find bird's nests and Martin the Master Farmer made it yield more herbs.
- Mac: So yeah all of that.
- Can I have it?
- (Same as below)
- Why do you keep it in a sack?
- (Same as below)
- Can I have it?
- (Same as below)
- Why do you keep it in a sack?
- (Same as below)
- Can I have it?
- (Same as below)
- Why do you keep it in a sack?
- (Same as below)
- Can I have it?
- Player: Can I have it?
- If the player does not have at least two free inventory spaces:
- Mac: Nah. Not got space.
- (Shows initial options)
- If the player has at least two free inventory spaces:
- Mac: Mebe.
- Player: I'm sure I could make it worth your while.
- Mac: How much?
- If the player has less than 2,277,000 coins in their inventory:
- Player: How about [amount of coins in inventory] gold?
- Mac: S'not enuff.
- (Shows initial options)
- If the player has at least 2,277,000 coins in their inventory:
- Player: How about 2277000 gold?
- Buy Mac's Cape for 2277000 gold?
- Yes, pay the man.
Mac grunts and hands over his cape, pocketing your money swiftly.
- Wise Old Man: Hello?
- Player: Huh, who's there?
- Wise Old Man: It's Dionysius here. I'm using my magic to communicate to you. Don't worry.
- Man: What are you doing in my head?
- Wise Old Man: I just wanted to say congratulations [player name]. I've been watching you in your adventures - very well done.
- Hans: Oh very well done [player name]. Taken you a while, but I knew you could do it.
- Gielinor Guide: Ahhh [player name], I knew you had potential when I first met you. My compliments on reaching the pinnacle of your achievements.
- If the player completed Dragon Slayer II:
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has not completed Dragon Slayer II and does not have a catspeak amulet equipped:
- Bob the Cat: Meow!
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has not completed Dragon Slayer II and has a catspeak amulet equipped:
- Bob the Cat: Oh most excellently done old chap!
- (End of dialogue)
- No.
- (Shows initial options)
- Why do you keep it in a sack?
- Player: Why do you keep it in a sack?
- Mac: Get it dirty.
- (Shows initial options)
- Why are you so dirty?
- Player: Why are you so dirty?
- Mac: Bath XP waste.
- (Shows previous options)
- Bye.
- Player: Bye.
- (End of dialogue)
If the player has a max cape in their inventory
- Player: Hello.
- The man glances at you and grunts something unintelligible.
- Who are you?
- (Same as above)
- What do you have in your sack?
- (Same as above)
- Can I sell my max cape back to you?
- Mac: Yip. Show me the goods. I pay 80%.
- Sell your [max cape variant] and hood back?
- Yes - receive 1,821,600gp.
- If the player only has the cape in their inventory:
- You sell your cape back to Mac.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has the matching hood in their inventory:
- You sell your cape and hood back to Mac.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player only has the cape in their inventory:
- No, I've changed my mind.
- (End of dialogue)
- Can I have another hood for my cape?
- If the player does not have any free inventory space:
- Mac: Nah. Need more space.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has at least one free inventory space:
- Mac: Yip. No cost. What cape do you want a hood for?
- Interface opens showing which max hood variant the player wants to claim
- If the player selects a max hood variant that they do not have the max cape variant for:
- Mac: You don't have that cape. Choose another.
- If the player selects a max hood variant that they have the max cape variant for:
- Mac hands you another hood for your cape.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player does not have any free inventory space:
- Bye.
- (Same as above)
Using items on Mac
Using any max hood variant on Mac
- Mac: Show cape.
- (End of dialogue)
Using any max cape variant on Mac
- Sell your [max cape variant] and hood back?
- Yes - receive 1,821,600gp.
- If the player only has the cape in their inventory:
- You sell your cape back to Mac.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player has the matching hood in their inventory:
- You sell your cape and hood back to Mac.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player only has the cape in their inventory:
Using any other item on Mac
- Mac: That's XP waste.
- (End of dialogue)