Transcript:2024 Easter event

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This transcript involves dialogue with Easter Bunny and the player.

Starting out

Talking to anyone before starting the event

• Player: It's pretty busy, I should probably go talk to the Easter Bunny and get an egg first.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the Easter Bunny

• Player: Hello Easter Bunny, how are you?
• Easter Bunny: Oh hello, [player name]! I'm a bit stressed at the moment I must admit.
• Player: Stressed? What's wrong?
• Easter Bunny: Well, most of the easter eggs have gone missing, and there isn't time to make more!
• Player: Oh no!
• Easter Bunny: I could really use some help from an old pal!
• Easter Bunny: Wink wink!
• Player: ...
• Easter Bunny: I mean you, [player name]!
• Start the Easter event?
• Yes
  • Player: Yes of course, I would be happy to help!
  • Easter Bunny: Thank you, [player name]! With your help we might just save easter after all!
  • Player: Where should I start?
  • Easter Bunny: Perhaps someone nearby saw what happened?
  • Player: Couldn't you handle that yourself?
  • Easter Bunny: I would, but these kids are a menace.
  • Easter Bunny: If I don't keep a lookout they'll be off with few eggs I have left.
  • Rascally child: Teehee! Tug the flopsy ears!
  • Easter Bunny: WHY YOU LITTLE...
  • Easter Bunny: ...little, cherub...
  • Easter Bunny: Kids today, eh?
  • Player: Alright you look like you need the help.
  • Easter Bunny: Oh jolly wonderous day!
  • Player: One of those eggs better have my name on it after this!
  • Easter Bunny: Of course!
  • Easter Bunny: Just ask around and see if someone has seen anything suspicious.
  • (End of dialogue)
• No
  • Player: Not right now, maybe later.
  • Easter Bunny: Okay, I'll be right here waiting!
  • (End of dialogue)

Talking to the Easter Bunny again

• Player: Where should I start?
• Easter Bunny: Perhaps someone nearby saw what happened?
• (Same as above)

Talking to the protester

• Protester: Oi! Have you seen any eggs?!
• Player: Oh, umm no?
• Protester: Yeah, no eggs anywhere. The world's gone mad!
• Player: Yeah, it's pretty scrambled.
• Protester: I bet that rabbit is selling them on the sly.
• Player: It could be poachers.
• Protester: Poachers? Are you pulling my leg? This is serious!
• The protester seems genuinely angry about the missing eggs, it's unlikely that he was involved.
• Protester: There's are lots of strange folk hanging around this year though... those egg priests just ain't right!
• (End of dialogue)

Overhead dialogue

• A random dialogue is selected from the following:
• Dialogue 1
  • Protester: Down with this sort of thing!
• Dialogue 2
  • Protester: Easter with no eggs? Sort it out!
• Dialogue 3
  • Protester: Give us the eggs!
• Dialogue 4
  • Protester: Unelected bunneaucrats Stole My Eggs!!
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the upset easter egg hunter

• Upset easter egg hunter: Got any eggsh mate?
• Player: I'm all out right now sorry!
• Upset easter egg hunter: If I don't have eggsh for the *hic* wife and nippers when I get back, I'm dead!
• Player: I don't see many around here either...
• Upset easter egg hunter: Thatsh your problem! You've alwaysh been a lazy shwine...
• Player: Sir, I don't know you.
• Upset easter egg hunter: *grumbles*
• Player: ..I'm going now, bye!
• This guy doesn't seem in any state to have organised grand theft eggo.
• Upset easter egg hunter: I bet he givesh the eggsh to thoshe priestsh back there... Look at their hats... Eggy weggy headwear... EGGHEADSH!!
• (End of dialogue)

Overhead dialogue

• A random dialogue is selected from the following:
• Dialogue 1
  • Upset easter egg hunter: *hic*
• Dialogue 2
  • Upset easter egg hunter: Eggsh... I need shum eggsh in me life
• Dialogue 3
  • Upset easter egg hunter: I aaaam an eggy boy *hic*
• Dialogue 4
  • Upset easter egg hunter: Ooh where'sh my eggsh?
• Dialogue 5
  • Upset easter egg hunter: Where'sh my eggsh?
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the disappointed family

• Disappointed daughter: Mummy, mummy! I'd love an egg mummy!
• Disappointed mother: I'm sorry dear the nice bunny is running out of eggs, maybe we can get one next year.
• Player: Everything normal here?
• Disappointed father: We're so sad that there are no eggs for us, aren't we sweetykins?
• Disappointed daughter: That's not my name!
• Disappointed mother: I'm sorry, she's very grumpy today.
• Disappointed father: We were looking forward to some lovely easter eggs, weren't we sweetykins?
• Disappointed daughter: Stop calling me that daddy!
• Disappointed father: Oh you're so silly, sweetykins!
• Disappointed mother: Stop teasing her dear!
• Player: Yep, everythings pretty normal here.
• They seem pretty innocent.
• Disappointed Mother: Those hooligans really shouldn't be hanging around, won't somebody please think of the children.
• Disappointed Father: Quite right dear, and those egg priests are just weird.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Eggus manus before confronting the shifty looking priest

• Eggus manus: Shhh! I'm creeping!
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the shifty looking priest

• Player: Hey what are you doing with those eggs?
• Shifty looking priest: Blimey I've been nicked!
• Shifty looking priest: Egglius Wegglius Churchius!
• The priest disappears.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the Easter Bunny after confronting the shifty looking priest

• Easter Bunny: Oh hello again [player name], do you have any news?
• Player: I saw a weird priest looking fellow disappear with a giant egg!
• Easter Bunny: A priest!?
• Player: Yeah they have weird hats, and necklaces with eggs on!
• Easter Bunny: I think there was one loitering around near the crates before. Could you go confront them?
• Player: For two whole eggs? I shall right away!
• (End of dialogue)

Attempting to teleport with Eggus manus before speaking to him

• Now why would I want to be teleported somewhere by a weird priest?
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Eggus manus after confronting the shifty looking priest

• Player: Hey, those eggs aren't just for you!
• Eggus manus: You're right, come see our church!
• Player: Don't you try to deny it!
• Eggus manus: ...
• Player: ...
• Player: Wait, what?
• Eggus manus: Come and see the church of Ayaster, I'm sure you'll find it illuminating.
• Visit the church?
• Yes
  • Player: This had better not be some kind of trick.
  • Eggus manus: I assure you everything will be fine, come and see!
  • Player: Alright but I'm watching you closely, any funny business and I'll turn you into an omelette.
  • Eggus manus: Wonderful, off we go!
  • The player is brought to the Church of Ayaster.
• No
  • (End of dialogue)

Talking to Eggus before visiting the church

• Player: Please can you take me to the church of Ayaster?
• Eggus manus: I would be happy to, my child!
• Visit the church?
• Yes
  • Eggus manus: Egglius Wegglius Churchius!
  • The player is teleported to the Church of Ayaster.
  • (End of dialogue)
• No
  • Player: Actually, I can't leave yet.
  • Eggus manus: Very well, I will be here when you are ready.
  • (End of dialogue)

Talking to Eggus to leave the church

• Player: Please can you take me back to Varrock?
• Eggus manus: I would be happy to, my child!
• Return to Varrock?
• Yes
  • Eggus manus: Egglius Wegglius Avarrokegg!
  • The player is teleported back to Varrock.
  • (End of dialogue)
• No
  • Player: Actually, I'll stay here for now.
  • Eggus manus: Very well, I will be here when you are ready.
  • (End of dialogue)

The church of Ayaster

Trying to Climb-down Crypt staircase before talking to Eggus manus

• You don't see a reason to snoop around here while there are priests to interrogate!

Talking to Eggus manus

• Eggus manus: Phew, we made it! For a moment I thought we might be lost forever, I wasn't sure that I said the words correctly.
• Player: What? Lost forever?!
• Eggus manus: Traveling through the eggway isn't easy, my child!
• Player: The what?
• Eggus manus: I... Um, I shouldn't have said that. Best not mention it to anyone.
• Player: Right...
• Player: So this is your church?
• Eggus manus: Indeed, please have a look around. It is quite wonderous!
• Player: Will do, but I'll be seeing you soon!
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the priest at the west

• Player: Umm, what are you looking at up there?
• Egg Priest: I'm just enjoying thinking about when we will finally get to see a real egg of Ayaster.
• Player: Okay?
• Egg Priest: See there in the stained glass window, how brilliantly the sunlight shines through?
• Player: Is that person holding up an egg?
• Egg Priest: Eggsactly so!
• Egg Priest: We don't know what the eggs of Ayaster are really like.
• Egg Priest: But I'm sure they'll be at least ten times as beautiful as our depictions!
• Player: ...
• Player: Right, well I'll leave you to it then.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the priest with the broom

• Player: Hello.
• Egg Priest: Wotcha' yer just in time, caught me takin' a break.
• Player: What were you doing before?
• Egg Priest: Jus' tidyin' up.
• Egg Priest: Them evil brown eggs leave a lot o' cursed dust and crumbs.
• Player: Cursed dust?
• Egg Priest: Aye, can't let it pile up, or we'd be all be goin' mad.
• Player: Oh... yes it would be awful if you all lost your...
• Egg Priest: Lost our what?
• Player: Your obviously sane...
• Egg Priest: Go on...
• Player: And very level-headed outlook on life.
• Egg Priest: Aye, that's right.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the priest at the east

• Player: Hello, what are you doing with those eggs?
• Egg Priest: Oh, I'm just making sure they won't be a danger anymore.
• Player: A danger?
• Egg Priest: Why yes! These soft brown eggs are a powerful ill omen.
• Player: But they're just chocolate!
• Egg Priest: That's what they want you to think.
• Player: Okay, I'm going over there now.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Eggus manus after talking to the priests

• Player: I don't get it! Why are you stealing all the eggs and bringing them here?
• Player: None of the priests seem particularly evil.
• Eggus manus: I can guarantee you we are getting up to no evil exploits!
• Player: You swear you have no illicit inspirations?
• Eggus manus: Absolutely none!
• Player: And you're not making any pernicious plans?
• Eggus manus: No, and certainly no malevolent machinations!
• Player: You're sure you're not hiding any sinister schemes?
• Eggus manus: I couldn't find any the last time I checked!
• Player: Then what's going on here?
• Eggus manus: Well, you may have picked up some things from the rest of the order.
• Eggus manus: But perhaps you might understand better after reading something of the history of Ayaster, have this book.
• Eggus manus: You should read it to learn more about our total lack of malign motivation!
• Eggus manus: We do have more copies if you need another.
• Eggus manus: But please try not to lose it, it takes so much effort to recreate the stains so exactly!
• If the player has no inventory space:
  • Eggus manus: You need a free inventory slot for this book.
  • (End of dialogue)
• (Player receives Yolklore of ayaster.)
• Eggus manus: There you go, let me know if you have any questions.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Eggus manus before getting the book

• If the player has no inventory space:
  • Eggus manus: You need a free inventory slot for this book.
  • (End of dialogue)
• (Player receives Yolklore of ayaster.)
• Eggus manus: There you go, let me know if you have any questions.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Eggus manus before reading the book

• Eggus manus: Hello, [player name], have you had time to read the Book of Ayaster yet?
• If the player lost the book:
  • Pick an option.
  • I've lost my Book of Ayaster.
    • Player: I've lost the Book of Ayaster that you gave me.
    • If the player has no inventory space:
      • Eggus manus: How unfortunate, make some space and I'll give you a new copy.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • Eggus manus: Oh no! Fear not, [player name], here's another copy.
    • (Player receives Yolklore of ayaster.)
    • Eggus manus: Please take more care of this one!
    • Player: Thanks!
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Goodbye.
    • (End of dialogue)
• Player: Not yet, I'll read it soon. Bye!
• (End of dialogue)

Reading the book for the first time

• This book is dirty, worryingly sticky in places, and handwritten.
• The rambling text is written by at least one, possibly several, madmen.
• As you read the book, it becomes clear that 'Ayaster' is really just a
• misunderstanding of Easter!

Talking to Eggus manus after reading the book

• Eggus manus: Hello, [player name], have you had time to read the Book of Ayaster yet?
• If the player lost the book:
  • Player: I have read the book cover to cover, and memorised everything! I've also lost it!
  • Eggus manus: You lost the book?
  • Player: Yes... There's no need to make a big deal out of it. I'm only human.
  • Player: Anyway, I think that you're a bit off the mark. The book is all about easter!
  • (Continues below)
• If the player still has the book:
  • Player: I have read the book. I think that you're a bit off the mark, it's all about easter!
  • (Continues below)
• Eggus manus: Yes, Ayaster. You're learning fast!
• Player: Ay-ast-er. East-er. You're worshipping an egg-based holiday!
• Eggus manus: Er, what do you mean?
• Player: You know those eggs you took from Varrock?
• Eggus manus: Yeeeessss... The impostrous falseshells. What of them?
• Player: They are easter eggs. The Easter Bunny hands them out every year.
• Player: They're just chocolate eggs, not cursed omens.
• Eggus manus: Hmm, I'm not sure I follow.
• Player: Your book says 'he who was long of ear did go forth across the lands hoping.'. Long ears... Hoping... Hopping...
• Player: That's the Easter Bunny!
• Eggus manus: Well, I suppose that's possible. Scribe Eggulomunus the Lazy wasn't known for his eggsacting detail...
• Player: I can prove this to you, come with me to the easter workshop!
• Eggus manus: Go on then, I'll follow you. Lead on.
• If the player still has the book:
  • Eggus manus: I'll take that book back too.
• (Cutscene begins.)

Talking to Eggus manus before finishing the cutscene

• Eggus manus: Are you ready to take us to the easter workshop?
• Go to the easter workshop?
• Yes
  • Player: Yeah, let's go and talk to the easter bunny.
  • (Cutscene begins.)
• No
  • Player: Not yet.
  • (End of dialogue)

Saving Easter (again)

Bringing Eggus to the easter workshop

• A cutscene begins. The screen is black with the text "You find the easter bunny and explain the situation, then travel to the easter workshop with the priests."
• Eggus Manus: Ha ha ha! I see! Let's have a joke at the priests' expense!
• Player: Joke? What joke?
• Eggus Manus: Woah, you're a big bird!
• Easter Egg Bird: And you're a tiny *caw* human.
• Easter Bunny: What is your problem?
• Eggus Manus: Oh no problem! I get it! Take off that stupid rabbit suit!
• Easter Bunny: Only after you take off that stupid man suit!
• Eggus Manus: Huh?
• Eggus Manus: Oh my, he's real! It's not a suit! That's... You're the Easter Bunny!
• Easter Bunny: Indeed I am. I suppose that makes you an egg thief!
• Eggus Manus: Well, I wouldn't put it that way...
• Easter Bunny: You've just about ruined Easter!
• Player: Okay okay, let's all calm down. Do you believe me now?
• Eggus Manus: I do.
• Player: Good. Now then, Easter Bunny, how do we resolve this?
• Easter Bunny: *Sigh* Birdy, how are the accounts looking?
• Easter Egg Bird: *Bwuk* *Bwuk* It's not looking *Bwuk* good...
• Player: You're an accountant?
• Easter Bunny: Of course! There's lots of maths to be done around here.
• Egg priest: Ooh maths! I love maths! One eggy plus two eggys is...
• Egg priest: THREE EGGYS!
• Player: ...Well done.
• Easter Egg Bird: *Bkaw* We need *caw* lots of eggs if we're going *skreeaww* to meet our targets.
• Easter Bunny: Oh dear... Well, seeing as you lot caused this issue, would you help us get more eggs in time?
• Eggus Manus: Well I suppose that's only fair. Let's do it! Anything to right our wrongs!
• Easter Bunny: Excellent! Let's get you all set up, I've got a spare pickaxe or two around here somewhere.
• Eggus Manus: ...Pickaxes?
• Eggus Manus: How will they help us with easter eggs?
• Easter Egg Bird: *Caw* You'll be going to the easter egg mine!
• Easter Bunny: Our egg-dispensing friend is right, we'll need you to mine as many easter eggs as you can!
• Easter Bunny: You'll be much faster in there than us rabbits. We don't have thumbs!
• Easter Bunny: The mine has been disused for a while now, but with the help of you and your priests, Eggus, we can use it to save easter!
• Eggus Manus: Wait wait wait. Nobody said anything about hard labour...
• Easter Bunny: Pleeeeease?
• Eggus Manus: I'd really love to want to help you with that, but uh, a priest was... Taken prisoner... In uh... Morytania...
• Easter Bunny: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
• Eggus Manus: Alright alright, don't lose your head! I'll get the rest of the priests to do it.
• Easter Jig begins playing.
• Easter Bunny: Wonderful!
• Easter Bunny: Now then, let's get you all kitted out.
• Easter Bunny: Oh, take care to avoid the mine carts. They've become a bit... Independent.
• Eggus Manus: Ooh, ominous! Right then, off you all go. I'll wait right here.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the Easter Bunny after the cutscene

• Easter Bunny: What about you, [player name]? Will you help us mine some easter eggs?
• Player: Well I suppose I could. What about you Eggus?
• Eggus Manus: I see myself taking on a more advisory role.
• Player: Of course you do. Okay then, what do you need from me?
• Eggus Manus: If you could help my priests by giving each of them 3 eggs, that would be wonderful!
• Easter Bunny: Yes, that sounds like the right amount. Put them straight into the carts that the priests are using.
• Player: Fine, and what was that about mine carts?
• Easter Bunny: Oh they're just moving about as they see fit. It shouldn't be a problem for an agile biped like you!
• Player: Hmm...
• Easter Bunny: You can find a pickaxe just south of here, if you need one!
• Player: Thanks, I'll get to it then.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the Easter Bunny again

• Easter Bunny: Hello! How is the mining going?
• Player: Oh you know how it is, these things take time.
• Easter Bunny: Well we're nearly there, so let's get those eggs collected!
• Player: Righto.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Eggus again

• Eggus manus: Hello! How is the mining going?
• Player: Oh you know how it is, these things take time.
• Eggus manus: You sound just like my congr-egg-ation! But I'll make sure they don't shirk their duties!
• Player: Righto.
• (End of dialogue)

Getting hit by a moving Egg mine cart or Misbehaving mine cart

• A cart has knocked you off the tracks! Ouch!
• If the player loses a mined easter egg:
  • The impact from the cart breaks an easter egg!
• (End of dialogue)

Mining egg rocks

• If a priest is mining the rock:
  • A priest is mining this rock, it would be rude to take it.
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the rock is empty:
  • There are no easter eggs in this rock.
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player does not have a pickaxe:
  • You need a pickaxe to mine this rock. You do not have a pickaxe which you have the Mining level to use.
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player has no inventory space:
  • Your inventory is too full to hold any more easter eggs.
  • (End of dialogue)
• You manage to mine an Easter egg!
• (End of dialogue)

Checking easter mine carts

• If the cart is empty:
  • You haven't deposited any eggs yet.
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the cart has 1 egg:
  • You have deposited 1 egg, you need 2 more to finish helping this priest.
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the cart has 2 eggs:
  • You have deposited 2 eggs, you need 1 more to finish helping this priest.
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the cart is full:
  • This cart is full of eggs!
  • (End of dialogue)

Filling easter mine carts

• If the player has no eggs:
  • You don't have any eggs to deposit.
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player deposits exactly 1 egg:
  • You put the egg in the cart.
  • If the cart is not full:
    • This priest needs 3 more eggs.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • If the cart is full:
    • You've helped this priest collect enough eggs!
    • (Continues below)
• If the player deposits exactly 2 eggs:
  • You put the eggs in the cart.
  • This priest needs one more egg!
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player deposits exactly 3 eggs:
  • You put the eggs in the cart.
  • You've helped this priest collect enough eggs!
  • (Continues below)
• If there are still more priests:
  • There are still more priests who need your help to collect eggs.
  • (End of dialogue)
• If this was the final priest:
  • You have helped all of the priests to collect enough eggs! Speak to the Easter Bunny.
  • (End of dialogue)

Mining egg priests

• Egg priest: A few more eggs, and I'll have atoned for my shellfish ways.
• Egg priest: I am hedged around about by eggs on every side!
• Egg priest: This seems like a very inefficient way to gather easter eggs...
• Egg priest: The yolks back home will never believe what I've been up to.
• Egg priest: Gimme that egg.
• Egg priest: Foolish egg, release yourself from thine rock! ARGH!
• Egg priest: Goodness me, this is eggstremely hard work!
• Egg priest: Watch out for those carts!

Talking to the priests

First priest

• If the player has not filled the mine cart:
  • Egg priest: I love eggs, simple as!
  • Player: I can tell.
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player filled the mine cart:
  • Egg priest: Thanks for your help. Hopefully I'll make it out of here in one piece!
  • Player: I hope so too.
  • (End of dialogue)

Second priest

• If the player has not filled the mine cart:
  • Egg priest: I can't believe how big that bird is!
  • Player: I'm more interested in how it became an accountant.
  • Egg priest: Oh yes, that is astounding!
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player filled the mine cart:
  • Egg priest: You mine fast! Cheers for the assistance, pal.
  • Player: Any time.
  • (End of dialogue)

Third priest

• If the player has not filled the mine cart:
  • Egg priest: I hope you've managed to avoid those mine carts, they're very heavy!
  • Player: I'm doing my best!
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player filled the mine cart:
  • Egg priest: Thanks for the extra eggs, a few of mine dissappeared!
  • Player: Is that right? I wonder where they went.
  • Egg priest: Don't you worry about that.
  • (End of dialogue)

Fourth priest

• If the player has not filled the mine cart:
  • Egg priest: This is hard work, but we must make up for our wrongs.
  • Player: That's the spirit!
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player filled the mine cart:
  • Egg priest: We're nearly done now, blessings to you for your aid!
  • Player: You're welcome.
  • (End of dialogue)

Fifth priest

• If the player has not filled the mine cart:
  • Egg priest: Look at all of these eggs! Wowee!
  • (End of dialogue)
• If the player filled the mine cart:
  • Egg priest: Thanks for the help, I'll finish off this load.
  • (End of dialogue)

Talking to Eggus after helping the priests

• Eggus manus: Hello! How is the mining going?
• Player: I think we're finished!
• Eggus manus: Is that so? Wonderful! You should probably talk to the Easter bunny now then.
• Player: I will! Bye!
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Eggus in the church or Varrock after helping the priests

• Eggus manus: Hello! I think that's all the eggs that the hopping one requested.
• Eggus manus: Come to the workshop with me when you're ready and we'll look at the final count.
• Player: Okay!
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the Easter Bunny in Varrock after helping the priests

• Easter Bunny: Hello! I've been told we have enough eggs. Come to the workshop with me when you're ready and we'll look at the final count.
• Player: Okay!
• Easter Bunny: How about literally right now?
• Visit the easter workshop?
• Yes
  • (End of dialogue)
• No
  • Player: Not just yet.
  • Easter Bunny: Alright, just don't put it off for too long!
  • (End of dialogue)

Talking to Easter Bunny in the workshop after helping the priests

• Easter bunny: I see you've finished helping mine the eggs, well done!
• Player: Thanks, that was fun.
• Easter bunny: Good. Easter is saved.
• Player: Hooray!
• Eggus manus: We priests are glad that we could help make up for our errors. Apologies again, hopping one.
• Easter bunny: Thanks for helping out.
• Easter bunny: I'll make sure these eggs get delivered in time now!
• Eggus manus: [player name], we thank you for your assistance, please come with us to the church so that we can discuss a final matter.
• Player: Okay.
• The player returns to the church.
• (End of dialogue)

Growing Eggs

Talking to the Easter Bunny in Varrock after finishing the workshop

• Easter Bunny: Well that's some of the eggs replaced, and the priests seem convinced of the error of their ways.
• Player: All good news then!
• Easter Bunny: Absolutely! But we still don't have enough eggs for everyone at Varrock.
• Player: Maybe the priests will give back some of the ones they took now?
• Easter Bunny: Great idea, [player name]! Why don't you go with them back to their church and find out!
• Player: Will do!
• (End of dialogue)

Trying to Climb-down Crypt staircase before talking to Eggus manus

• You don't see a reason to snoop around here.

Talking to Eggus

• Player: Is that it then? Have we saved Easter yet?
• Eggus manus: Well, we certainly have a lot to think about.
• Eggus manus: We shall not be taking the Easter Bunny's eggs away any more.
• Player: Good, everything has turned sunny side up!
• Eggus manus: Perhaps I will ask the Easter Bunny to come here for a while and help my congr-egg-ation adjust.
• Player: Then I'm off to get my eggs, I'm owed a half-dozen don't you know!
• Eggus manus: Well, there is one issue.
• Eggus manus: Something has happened to the eggs we stored in the crypt.
• Player: Oh, no.
• Eggus manus: Unfortunately, yes.
• Player: Are you going to tell me they all decided to grow legs, get up, and wander off?
• Eggus manus: It's actually really funny you should say that.
• Player: I'm not that naive you know.
• Eggus manus: They haven't disappeared or anything!
• Player: But?
• Eggus manus: But you're right about the legs, and the wandering.
• Player: ...
• Eggus manus: If you would just go look in the crypt, youll see what I'm trying to say.
• Investigate the crypt?
• Yes
  • Player: Fine, since I made a deal with the Easter Bunny for at least ten eggs all to myself for helping fix this farce.
  • Eggus manus: Oh thank you! Go south to the crypt and you'll see, I'm not trying to trick you!
  • (End of dialogue)
• No
  • Player: I can't really be bothered with all that.
  • Eggus manus: Oh, don't you feel a sense of obl-egg-ation.
  • Player: ...
  • Player: No.
  • (End of dialogue)

Talking to Eggus again

• Eggus manus: How is the egg issue coming along?
• Player: Still looking into it.
• Eggus manus: Hopefully we can have the mess cleaned up in no time.
• (End of dialogue)

Attempting to capture an Animated egg before talking to Eg

• You don't need to bother this egg right now.

Talking to Eg

• Eg: 'Ello, [player name]!
• Player: 'Ello, Eg!
• Eg: The priests told us that the easter eggs in the crypt are causing havoc!
• Eg: I'm not sure how or why they've grown legs, but it's probably something to do with uncontrolled concentrated easter energies!
• Player: Oh, that sounds bad.
• Eg: It is bad! Very bad! We need to contain them!
• Player: How can we do that?
• Eg: Well, we've brought this sack along. It's specially designed to cancel out egg energy, or as we call it - eggnergy.
• Player: Oh for...
• Eg: Great name eh? I can tell you like it! Good taste!
• Player: Whatever helps you sleep at night, Eg. Now where were we?
• Eg: Umm, the sack. We call it the Eggnappin' sack, 'cause the eggs nap in it!
• Player: Hmm, don't you think it suggests that the eggs have been kidnapped?
• Eg: Not at all!
• Eg: Those Eggs have been really busy blighters down there, though.
• Eg: You might need some other things to help you.
• Player: Like what? Egg poaching pliers?
• Eg: If only! No just standard adventuring gear should do, a spade, tinderbox, the usual.
• Eg: I just happen to have some right here.
• Player: Do I even want to ask why an Easter Bunny needs those things?
• Eg: Oh, please do.
• Player: No, I don't think I will.
• Eg: Oh, well, any more questions?
• Player: Yes, actually.
• Player: One: where's the sack?
• Player: Two: give me the sack.
• Eg: Alright, calm down.
• If the player has insufficient inventory space:
  • Eg: Hmm, make some space and I'll give you the tools
  • (End of dialogue)
• Eg: Here you go.
• Eg: Good luck with the eggs!
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Eg before getting the sack

• Player: Where's the sack?
• Player: Give me the sack.
• Eg: Alright, calm down.
• If the player has insufficient inventory space:
  • Eg: Hmm, make some space and I'll give you the tools
  • (End of dialogue)
• Eg: Here you go.
• Eg: Good luck with the eggs!
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Eg after getting the sack

• Eg: Don't talk to me, there are eggs to deal with!
• Player: Any ideas on how to wrangle them all?
• Eg: Hmm I saw some eggs trying to burrow into the ground, they could be hiding like that till we leave.
• Player: That explains the spade.
• Eg: They don't like fire, seems they can understand enough for a little self preservation!
• Player: And that explains the tinderbox.
• Eg: There are braziers around the place that you could light to corral some of them.
• Player: Alright, I'll get to it then, thanks for the advice.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Eg after losing the sack

• If the player has no inventory space:
  • Eg: Make some space and I'll give you a sack.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Eg: Lost your sack eh? Here you go!
• (End of dialogue)

Climbing up the crypt staircase while holding the sack

• Eg: Hey, I can't let you take that sack out of here.
• Player: What do you mean, it's just a regular sack.
• Eg: Sure it is, sure.
• Eg: If you leave now, the eggs will escape and you will have to start hunting them again.
• Let the eggs out and leave the crypt?
• Yes
  • Eg takes the magical egg-napping sack.
  • (End of dialogue)
• No
  • Player: On second thoughts, I'll stay here.
  • (End of dialogue)

Checking the sack

• If the sack is empty:
  • The sack is empty. There seems to be space for nine eggs.
• If the sack has 1 egg:
  • There is 1 egg in the sack. There is space for eight more eggs.
• If the sack has 2 eggs:
  • There are 2 eggs in the sack. You could fit in 7 more.
• If the sack has 3 eggs:
  • There are 3 eggs in the sack. You could fit in 6 more.
• If the sack has 4 eggs:
  • There are 4 eggs in the sack. You could fit in 5 more.
• If the sack has 5 eggs:
  • There are 5 eggs in the sack. You could fit in 4 more.
• If the sack has 6 eggs:
  • There are 6 eggs in the sack. You could fit in 3 more.
• If the sack has 7 eggs:
  • There are 7 eggs in the sack. You could fit in 2 more.
• If the sack has 8 eggs:
  • There are 8 eggs in the sack. You could fit in 1 more.
• If the sack is full:
  • The sack is full of eggs, and very wriggly! You should take them to Eg.
• (End of dialogue)

Capturing an animated egg

• You put an animated egg in the sack.
• If the sack is full:
  • The sack is full, you can't fit any more eggs inside! Eg will want to have a look at it.
• (End of dialogue)

Investigating the pile of chocolate

• Player: Did something just wiggle under that pile of dirt?
• Player: Wait thats not dirt, its chocolate.
• Player: So much wasted chocolate.
• (End of dialogue)

Investigating the pile of chocolate after digging up the egg

• Player: So much wasted chocolate.
• (End of dialogue)

Digging on top of the pile of chocolate

• An animated egg wriggles out of the ground.

Investigating an unlit brazier

• Player: If I want to light this I'll need more than wishful thinking.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Eg after catching all the eggs

• Eg: You've captured all of the eggs, well done! I think the priests will want to talk to you now.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Eg again

• Eg: Can't talk, busy busy busy!
• (End of dialogue)

Trying to Climb-down Crypt staircase after catching all the eggs

• You have already eggs-orcised the crypt!

Talking to Eggus

• Player: I've done it! The animated eggs have been eggs- terminated.
• Eggus manus: But we just figured out we shouldn't be doing that!
• Player: Relax, I just mean they're safely sleeping in a sack.
• Eggus manus: Well, thats a relief.
• Eggus manus: I'm happy to say that I think everything is resolved then!
• Player: No, thats the relief.
• Player: I thought you were going to ask for just one more small favour.
• If the player has no inventory space:
  • You need [number] free inventory [slot/slots] to receive your Easter event rewards.
• (End of dialogue)

Post-event dialogue

Talking to Eggus

• Eggus manus: Now that the unruly eggs in the crypt have been taken away, we can send back the normal ones for the Easter Bunny.
• Player: That's just as well, there were a lot of unhappy people starting to gather in Varrock.
• Eggus manus: We're terribly sorry for all the trouble we've caused.
• Player: Don't worry, the Easter Bunny is sure to work you to the bone to compensate.
• Eggus manus: We're happy of course to help the hopping one again in the future!
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the priest at the west

• Egg Priest: So these were the eggs of Ayaster all this time?
• Player: They sure were!
• Egg Priest: That seems, disappointing.
• Player: Oh I don't know about that, have you tried one yet?
• Egg Priest: What do you mean?
• Player: Eat it, its chocolate!
• Egg Priest: Oh, I don't think I could. I think I need a lie down and a think.
• Player: I hope it helps, be seeing you!
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the priest with the broom

• Egg Priest: What am I s'posed to be doin' now eh?
• Player: Well, you don't need to be afraid of a little chocolate anymore.
• Egg Priest: So I'll just leave all this mess lyin' about?
• Player: Err, I guess not.
• Egg Priest: Then you'd better stop kickin' it round with yer' shoes.
• Player: Oh, sorry I'll go over there!
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the priest at the east

• Egg Priest: I can't believe it.
• Player: What's wrong?
• Egg Priest: All this time I could've been eating chocolate instead of hiding it away.
• Egg Priest: And now we've got strict orders to make sure all the eggs get back to the Easter Bunny.
• Player: Ah look on the bright side, at least now you'll be able to have Easter Eggs in the future!
• Egg Priest: I guess so, I want one wrapped in the stripy coloured paper, I always like those.
• Player: Don't worry, I'm sure the Easter Bunny will forgive!
• Player: Then you can have any egg you want next year.
• Egg Priest: Thanks, that makes me feel a little better.
• Player: No problem, I'll be going now.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the Easter Bunny

• Easter Bunny: Thanks for helping to save Easter, [player name]!
• Player: No problem!
• Easter Bunny: Now, how many more eggs do you think we'll be able to hand out next year with the help of those priests?
• Player: Possibly enough to repay me?
• Easter Bunny: Well, haven't you already received your gift this year?
• Player: I've been tracking the compound interest, you see.
• Player: Ever since the time we agreed that I would get compensated.
• Easter Bunny: Oh dear, where is this going [player name]?
• Player: I'm sorry to report that at this time you owe me...
• Player: One thousand and six, eggs.
• Easter Bunny: ...
• Player: Oh, sorry I had my notes upside-down.
• Easter Bunny: ...
• Player: You owe me over nine thousand eggs.
• Easter Bunny: ...
• Easter Bunny: Happy Easter, [player name].
• Easter Bunny: Who's next?
• Rascally child: Fwopsy! I want a weal big egg, wid lots of widdle eggs inside!
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the protester

• Player: Calmed down now you've got some eggs?
• Protester: Yep!
• Player: You, uh, don't seem much calmer?
• Protester: Oh this is just my normal face, don't mind me!
• Player: I'll just be going then.
• Protester: Cheerio!
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the upset easter egg hunter

• Player: Alright, got those eggs you wanted?
• Upset easter egg hunter: *grumbles* I got one but I already ate it. Can I have some more?
• Player: Sobered you up a bit did it?
• Upset easter egg hunter: I usually get a nice kebab around now but I think these eggs are crackin'.
• Player: You should join eggoholics anonymous mate.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the disappointed family

• Player: How is everyone doing now?
• Disappointed daughter: Mummy, Daddy these eggs are so good!
• Disappointed mother: Did the bunny have to give us two each?
• Disappointed father: I'll have yours if you don't want it dear!
• Disappointed daughter: No Daddy, Mummy said the eggs are all for me!
• Player: Still pretty normal.
• (End of dialogue)