Transcript:Bank Camel
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Using items on the bank camel
Camulet
- You equip the camulet and turn towards the bank camel.
- What are you doing here?
- Player: What are you doing here?
- Bank Camel: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm here to help cleanse the Devourer's corruption from this sacred place.
- Player: I didn't expect a camel to be capable of standing up to such a strong enemy. Aren't you worried for your safety?
- Bank Camel: Not particularly. We camels are known for our durability in harsh environments. I think you should be more concerned about yourself. You humans seem so much more fragile than many other species.
- Player: I'm sure I'll be fine, but I appreciate your concern.
- (Shows other options)
- How did you get all my stuff?
- Player: How did you get all my stuff?
- If the player is an Ultimate Ironman:
- Bank Camel: I don't have any of your stuff.
- Player: Oh yeah, I don't use a bank!
- Bank Camel: Good for you.
- (Shows other options)
- If the player is not an Ultimate Ironman:
- Bank Camel: Don't you understand how banking works? I don't have all of your stuff, I have simply been trained to access the place where it is all stored.
- Player: But you're a camel. I didn't know camels could train to become bankers.
- Bank Camel: Well there are ghost bankers, gnome bankers, dwarf bankers, goblin bankers and more! Is it really all that surprising that camels can do it too?
- Player: I suppose when you put it like that...
- (Shows other options)
- So, what do you make of all this?
- Player: So, what do you make of all this?
- Bank Camel: What do you mean?
- Player: I mean everything that's been going on here. It seems like a lot to take in.
- Bank Camel: Well, it really was inevitable, which is a shame really. It saddens me to see what has happened to this tomb.
- Player: Well at least we're fixing it now.
- Bank Camel: We? Are you sure about that? I find you adventurers often have ulterior motives.
- Player: What do you mean by that?
- Bank Camel: You may say that you are here to fight the corruption. Indeed, there may be some truth to that. However, would you really be here if there wasn't something for you to gain?
- Select an Option
- I swear, I'm only here to deal with the Devourer's corruption!
- Player: I swear, I'm only here to deal with the Devourer's corruption!
- Bank Camel: I hear you speak those words, but I feel no conviction behind them.
- Player: How can I prove it to you? What is it that you are looking for?
- Bank Camel: ...
- Bank Camel: Why do you care what opinions a camel has of you?
- Select an Option
- I want everyone to like me.
- Player: I want everyone to like me.
- Bank Camel: If your only goal in life is to be liked by all, then you'll probably spend the rest of it chasing the impossible.
- (Shows other options)
- I want to prove you wrong.
- Player: I want to prove you wrong.
- Bank Camel: So you only care because my words cut close to the bone? If you truly want to prove me wrong, then it's your outlook that should change.
- (Shows other options)
- It seems to be important to you.
- Player: It seems to be important to you.
- Bank Camel: You think so?
- Player: I do, so tell me, what can I do to show you that not all adventurers are the same?
- Bank Camel: Hmm...
- Bank Camel: Every adventurer seems to destroy without any thought as to what they are doing, nor with any intent to restore what was lost.
- Bank Camel: If you can do that, then that would prove to me that you are infact different from the rest.
- Player: Restore what was lost? What do you mean by that?
- Bank Camel: That's for you to figure out.
- (Shows other options)
- (After completing the "So, what do you make of all of this?" dialogue:) What did you ask me to do again?
- Player: What did you ask me to do again?
- Bank Camel: Every adventurer seems to destroy without any thought as to what they are doing, nor with any intent to restore what was lost.
- Bank Camel: If you can do that, then that would prove to me that you are infact different from the rest.
- Player: So you want me to restore what was lost?
- Bank Camel: Indeed.
- (Shows other options)
- (After properly dealing with the four MvP items and using the dawn scarab egg on the High Priest of Scabaras:) I believe I understand now.
- Player: I believe I understand now.
- Bank Camel: Oh? Do tell.
- Player: Well, while us adventurers have been doing our best to fight against the Devourer's corruption, we've been neglecting what has been lost to achieve that goal. Namely, the four guardians we defeated along the way.
- Player: Ba-Ba was a proud baboon who wished for her troop to flourish. To honour her, I made sure that they won't be forgotten by telling their story to the monkeys of Ape Atoll.
- Player: Akkha was cruelly denied death by the Devourer, so I gave his ashes to the High Priest of Icthlarin to give him a proper send-off.
- Player: Zebak was fooled into leaving his home and confined within the tomb, so I took his fang and buried it on an island surrounded by crocodiles.
- Player: Kephri was promised a future for her race, but it was all a lie. I found a scarab egg within some of her dung, and I gave it to the High Priest of Scabaras to try and nurture it.
- Bank Camel: Well well, colour me impressed adventurer. It seems that you do care after all.
- Bank Camel: It's a shame that much of the damage cannot truly be undone, but I know that Het, Apmeken, Crondis and even Scabaras will be grateful for your actions.
- Player: I just wish there was more I could do.
- Bank Camel: We always do, but you have still done more than most.
- Bank Camel: Now, I have something for you. I've been looking for someone worthy enough to pass this on to.
- The bank camel gives you a strange key.
- Player: A key? What's this for?
- Bank Camel: I'll leave that as another puzzle for you to solve.
- Player: Well thanks, I guess... You know, out of all the camels I've met, you're definitely the strangest one.
- Bank Camel: Well, it does take a special kind of camel to master the portal magic used for bank access.
- (Shows other options)
- I've lost that key you gave me.
- Player: I've lost that key you gave me.
- Bank Camel: And it conveniently found its way back to me. Try not to lose it this time.
- The bank camel gives you a strange key.
- (End of dialogue)
- Do you have a name?
- Player: Do you have a name?
- If the ancient key has not been obtained yet:
- Bank Camel: My name is my own, adventurer. It's hardly important right now.
- (Shows other options)
- If the ancient key has been obtained:
- Cam the Camel: I suppose you've earned the right to know. My name is Cam the Camel.
- Player: Well, nice to meet you, Cam the Camel. It'll be nice to call you something other than 'the bank camel' from now on.
- Cam the Camel: I'm glad I met a kind adventurer such as yourself. I look forward to seeing you continue your diligent work in cleansing this tomb of the Devourer's corruption.
- (Shows other options)
- If the player already asked them once before:
- Cam the Camel: As I said, my name is Cam the Camel.
- Cam the Camel: I'm glad I met a kind adventurer such as yourself. I look forward to seeing you continue your diligent work in cleansing this tomb of the Devourer's corruption.
- (Shows other options)
- Can you follow me into the tomb?
- Player: Can you follow me into the tomb?
- Bank Camel: Why would I want to do that?
- Player: It would be very helpful. Think of all the supplies I'd have access to if you came with me and followed me around like a portable bank.
- If the player is an Ultimate Ironman:
- Bank Camel: But you don't even use a bank.
- Player: Oh yeah! I forgot.
- Bank Camel: Right...
- (Shows other options)
- If the player is not an Ultimate Ironman:
- Bank Camel: What do you take me for? Some kind of pack yak?
- Bank Camel: Besides, if I leave this place then I won't be able to help any other adventurers with their banking needs.
- (Shows other options)
- I need to get going.
- Player: I need to get going.
- Bank Camel: Suit yourself.
- (End of dialogue)
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Generic grain
- If not wearing the camulet:
- The bank camel takes the grain, but quickly spits it out in disgust!
- (End of dialogue)
- If wearing the camulet:
- Bank Camel: Bleh, this grain is disgusting! Do you think I am but a simple cow, adventurer?
- Player: No, no, I was just...
- Bank Camel: This is why I eat the grain in that sack over there. It's specially grown out here in the desert. Once harvested, it goes through a preparation process of several years that...
- The bank camel talks at length about the process of producing such fine grain...
- Bank Camel: ...and that's why this grain is so special. Not to mention so hard to come by.
- (End of dialogue)
Desert-grown grain
- If not wearing the camulet:
- The bank camel happily takes the grain before looking at you as if contemplating something.
- (End of dialogue)
- If wearing the camulet:
- Bank Camel: My, this is some good grain, adventurer! Great flavour profile, not too salty and with just a hint of sweetness. It almost reminds me of...
- The bank camel looks at you for a moment as if lost in thought.
- Player: Erm, yes?
- Bank Camel: Oh, never mind, I was just thinking about something.
- The bank camel stares at you in silence for an uncomfortably long time.
- Player: Well, I can't stand around here all day. I've got some things I need to take care of.
- (End of dialogue)
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Big banana
- If not wearing the camulet:
- You show the banana to the bank camel.
- The bank camel looks at you with piqued interest, then rolls their eyes as they realise you can't understand them.
- (End of dialogue)
- If wearing the camulet:
- You show the banana to the bank camel.
- Bank Camel: Quite the banana you have there! Ba-Ba and her baboon troop were always known for finding the biggest of these. It's a shame that their memory will now disappear into history.
- (End of dialogue)
Fang
- If not wearing the camulet:
- You show the fang to the bank camel.
- The bank camel looks at you with piqued interest, then rolls their eyes as they realise you can't understand them.
- (End of dialogue)
- If wearing the camulet:
- You show the fang to the bank camel.
- Bank Camel: Ah, the fang of the mighty Zebak. What a cruel fate to be consumed by ever-lasting hunger.
- (End of dialogue)
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Eldritch ashes
- If not wearing the camulet:
- You show the ashes to the bank camel.
- The bank camel looks at you with piqued interest, then rolls their eyes as they realise you can't understand them.
- (End of dialogue)
- If wearing the camulet:
- You show the ashes to the bank camel.
- Bank Camel: Ah, the ashes of Akkha, a great warrior. It's a shame that his soul never got to experience the release of death.
- (End of dialogue)
Scarab dung
- If not wearing the camulet:
- You show the dung to the bank camel.
- The bank camel looks at you with piqued interest, then rolls their eyes as they realise you can't understand them.
- (End of dialogue)
- If wearing the camulet:
- You show the dung to the bank camel.
- Bank Camel: Faeces! How lovely. If I'm not mistaken, this dung is from Kephri herself, last of the dawn scarabs. It's a shame that her kind have long been lost to the world.
- (End of dialogue)
Searching the nearby sack
If caught searching
- If not wearing the camulet:
- You go to search the sack, but the bank camel glares at you menacingly and spits in your direction.
- (End of dialogue)
- If wearing the camulet:
- Bank Camel: Hey, get your hands off my food! Unless you'd like me to start eating the contents of your bank instead!
- If the player is an Ultimate Ironman:
- Player: Jokes on you! I don't have a bank!
- Bank Camel: Well I hope you're very proud of yourself. Your arbitrary restrictions don't make you better than everyone else, you know.
- Player: Wow, that's harsh.
- (End of dialogue)
Finding a needle
- You search the sack and find a needle.
- Player: Wow! A needle in a hay sack?
- Player: Wait, isn't it supposed to be a stack, not a sack?
- Player: And now that I think about it, this sack is full of grain, not hay...
- Player: Ah well, never mind.
- (End of dialogue)
Finding desert-grown grain
- You successfully take some grain while the bank camel isn't looking.
- Player: It's just grain...
- Player: Well, I'm not entirely sure what else I expected.
- (End of dialogue)