Transcript:Chris
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Standard dialogue
On main game worlds
- Chris: Hello, I've got some wares in you might have lost. Care to take a look?
- What would you like to say?
- Who are you and what do you sell?
- Player: Who are you and what do you sell?
- Chris: I'm Chris, travelling repairman. If you need something repaired, I can do it for you if you've got the money for it.
- Chris: I've also got a collection of items people end up losing a lot. Nothing fancy, and certainly nothing you couldn't get elsewhere, maybe for free. Still, I charge a convenience fee for having it right here. Interested?
- Show me what you've got.
- (Same as below)
- No thanks.
- (Same as below)
- Show me what you've got.
- Player: Show me what you've got.
- (Lost Property Shop interface opens.)
- About items that break when people kill me...
- Player: About items that break when people kill me...
- Chris: Yeah, some things will break if you get killed in the Wilderness. And if you die deep in the Wilderness, they can vanish altogether.
- Can you fix them?
- Player: Can you fix them?
- Chris: For a fee, sure. Just show me the broken item.
- (End of dialogue)
- Can you stop them vanishing in deep Wilderness?
- Player: Can you stop them vanishing in deep Wilderness?
- Chris: Well, if you bring me a Trouver Parchment and some coins, I can enchant some items so they won't disappear if you end up losing them deep in the Wilderness.
- Chris: If you need a Trouver Parchment, there's a mage up in Ferox Enclave called Justine who sells them. I've also heard rumours there's a cave in the Wilderness with creatures that sometimes carry them as well.
- Player: Why would wild creatures be carrying magic parchments?
- Chris: Eh, some poor sap walks in carrying one, gets himself killed, and the creature just hangs on to it as a trophy? I can see it.
- (End of dialogue)
- No thanks.
- Player: No thanks.
- (End of dialogue)
On PvP Arena worlds
- Chris: Hey there. I can't offer my usual services right now, but if you're interested, I picked up a few bits that would let me change your appearance, if you're interested.
- Select an Option
- Can I get a body makeover?
- (Select skin colour and gender interface opens.)
- Player selects skin colour and/or gender
- Chris: Huh, I knew the Makeover Mage said that would work, but I didn't actually believe them!
- (End of dialogue)
- Actually, I could do with a haircut.
- If the player is female:
- (Select a hairstyle interface opens.)
- Player selects hairstyle
- Chris: Not too shabby from some sheep shears, if I do say so myself!
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player is male:
- Chris: Are you looking for a haircut or a shave?
- Select an Option
- A haircut, please!
- (Same as above)
- A shave, please!
- (Same as above)
- Do you have any clothes?
- Chris: Are you wanting a new top or some new legwear?
- Select an Option
- A new top, please!
- (Select a clothing style interface opens.)
- Player selects clothing
- Chris: Really? I got that out of a bin in Draynor! Well, if you're sure...
- (End of dialogue)
- Some new legwear, please!
- (Same as above)
- I'd really like a new pair of shoes.
- (Select a shoe style interface opens.)
- Player selects shoe colour and/or style
- Chris: Well, they'll keep the sand off your feet at least...
- (End of dialogue)
- I'm good, thanks.
- Chris: Suit yourself. Literally, I guess.
- (End of dialogue)
Attempting to smith on the nearby anvil
- Chris: Hey, hands off my anvil!
- Player: But I just wanted to smith on it! It's right by a bank-
- Chris: Because I put it there, you fool! If you want an anvil by a bank, I suggest you find your own!
- (End of dialogue)