Transcript:Cook's Assistant
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This transcript involves dialogue with Cook (Lumbridge) and the player.
Talking to the Cook
- Cook: What am I to do?
- What's wrong?
- Player: What's wrong?
- Cook: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, I'm in a terrible terrible mess! It's the Duke's birthday today, and I should be making him a lovely big birthday cake.
- Cook: I've forgotten to buy the ingredients. I'll never get them in time now. He'll sack me! What will I do? I have four children and a goat to look after. Would you help me? Please?
- Start the Cook's Assistant quest?
- Yes.
- Player: Yes, I'll help you.
- Cook: Oh thank you, thank you. I need milk, an egg and flour. I'd be very grateful if you can get them for me.
- If the player already has the necessary items:
- Player: I have all of those ingredients on me already!
- Cook: That's an odd coincidence... Were you planning on making a cake too?
- Player: Not exactly. I just had an odd feeling you might be needing these ingredients. If I see a cook, I presume there's food of some kind! Lucky guess I suppose.
- Cook: Well thank you! Hand them over, please.
You hand the cook all of the ingredients.
- Cook: You've brought me everything I need! I am saved! Thank you!
- Player: So do I get to go to the Duke's Party?
- Cook: I'm afraid not, only the big cheeses get to dine with the Duke.
- Player: Well, maybe one day I'll be important enough to sit on the Duke's table.
- Cook: Maybe, but I won't be holding my breath.
- (End of dialogue)
- If the player doesn't have the necessary items:
- Player: So where do I find these ingredients then?
- Where do I find some flour?
- Cook: There is a Mill fairly close, go North and then West. Mill Lane Mill is just off the road to Draynor. I usually get my flour from there.
- If the player has an empty pot with them:
- Cook: Talk to Millie, she'll help, she's a lovely girl and a fine Miller. Make sure you take a pot with you for the flour though, you've got one on you already.
- (Shows other options)
- If the player does not have an empty pot with them:
- Cook: Talk to Millie, she'll help, she's a lovely girl and a fine Miller. Make sure you take a pot with you for the flour though, there should be one on the table in here.
- (Shows other options)
- How about milk?
- Cook: There is a cattle field on the other side of the river, just across the road from the Groats' Farm.
- Cook: Talk to Gillie Groats, she looks after the Dairy cows - she'll tell you everything you need to know about milking cows!
- If the player has an empty bucket with them:
- Cook: You'll need an empty bucket for the milk itself. I do see you've got a bucket with you already luckily!
- (Shows other options)
- If the player does not have an empty bucket with them:
- Cook: You'll need an empty bucket for the milk itself. The general store just north of the castle will sell you one for a couple of coins.
- (Shows other options)
- And eggs? Where are they found?
- Cook: I normally get my eggs from the Groats' farm, on the other side of the river.
- Cook: But any chicken should lay eggs.
- Where do I find some flour?
- (Same as above)
- How about milk?
- (Same as above)
- And eggs? Where are they found?
- (Same as above)
- I've got all the information I need. Thanks.
- Player: I've got all the information I need. Thanks.
- (End of dialogue)
- Actually, I know where to find this stuff.
- Player: Actually, I know where to find this stuff.
- (End of dialogue)
- No.
- Player: No, I don't feel like it. Maybe later.
- Cook: Fine. I always knew you Adventurer types were callous beasts. Go on your merry way!
- (End of dialogue)
- You're a cook, why don't you bake me a cake?
- Player: You're a cook, why don't you bake me a cake?
- Cook: *sniff* Don't talk to me about cakes...
- Player: What's wrong?
- (Same as above)
- You don't look very happy.
- Player: You don't look very happy.
- Cook: No, I'm not. The world is caving in around me - I am overcome by dark feelings of impending doom.
- What's wrong?
- (Same as above)
- I'd take the rest of the day off if I were you.
- Player: I'd take the rest of the day off if I were you.
- Cook: No, that's the worst thing I could do. I'd get in terrible trouble.
- Player: Well maybe you need to take a holiday...
- Cook: That would be nice, but the Duke doesn't allow holidays for core staff.
- Player: Hmm, why not run away to the sea and start a new life as a Pirate?
- Cook: My wife gets sea sick, and I have an irrational fear of eyepatches. I don't see it working myself.
- Player: I'm afraid I've run out of ideas.
- Cook: I know I'm doomed.
- Player: What's wrong?
- (Same as above)
- Nice hat!
- Player: Nice hat!
- Cook: Err thank you. It's a pretty ordinary cooks hat really.
- Player: Still, suits you. The trousers are pretty special too.
- Cook: Its all standard cook's issue uniform...
- Player: The whole hat, apron, stripey trousers ensemble - it works. It make you looks like a real cook.
- Cook: I am a real cook! I haven't got time to be chatting about Culinary Fashion. I am in desperate need of help!
- Player: What's wrong?
- (Same as above)
Talking to the Cook again
- Cook: How are you getting on with finding the ingredients?
- If the player has not obtained anything yet:
- Player: I haven't got any of them yet, I'm still looking.
- Cook: Please get the ingredients quickly - I'm running out of time! The Duke will throw me into the streets!
- If the player hasn't handed in at least one item. Items are removed from the list when handed in:
- You still need to get: A bucket of milk A pot of flour An egg
- I'll get right on it.
- (End of dialogue)
- Can you remind me how to find these things again?
- Player: So where do I find these ingredients then?
- (Same as above)
- If the player has the ingredients:
- Player: Here's a bucket of milk.
- Player: Here's a pot of flour.
- Player: Here's a fresh egg.
- If the player has not brought all the ingredients:
- Cook: Thanks for the ingredients you have got so far. Please get the rest quickly - I'm running out of time! The Duke will throw me into the streets!
- (Shows other options)
- If the player has brought all the ingredients:
- Cook: You've brought me everything I need! I am saved! Thank you!
- Player: So do I get to go to the Duke's Party?
- Cook: I'm afraid not, only the big cheeses get to dine with the Duke.
- Player: Well, maybe one day I'll be important enough to sit on the Duke's table.
- Cook: Maybe, but I won't be holding my breath.
- (End of dialogue)
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