Transcript:Fishing Contest
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This transcript involves dialogue with Vestri, Forester (McGrubor's Wood), Grandpa Jack, Morris, Bonzo, Big Dave, Joshua, Sinister Stranger, and the player.
Starting out
Speaking to Vestri to start the quest
- Vestri: Hmmph. What do you want?
- I was wondering what was down those stairs?
- Player: I was just wondering what was down those stairs?
- Vestri: You can't go down there!
- I didn't want to anyway.
- Player: I didn't want to anyway.
- Vestri: Good. Because you can't.
- Player: Because I don't want to.
- Vestri: Because you can't. So that's fine.
- Player: Yes, it is.
- Vestri: Yes. Fine.
- Player: Absolutely.
- Vestri: Well then.
- (Shows initial options)
- Why not?
- Player: Why not?
- Vestri: This is the home of the Mountain Dwarves. How would you like it if I wanted to take a shortcut through your home?
- Ooh... is this a shortcut to somewhere?
- Player: Ooh... is this a shortcut to somewhere?
- Vestri: Well, it is a lot easier to go this way to get past White Wolf Mountain than through those wolf filled passes.
- (Shows initial options)
- Oh, sorry, I hadn't realised it was private.
- Player: Oh, sorry, I hadn't realised it was private.
- Vestri: Well, it is.
- (Shows initial options)
- If you were my friend I wouldn't mind it.
- Player: If you were my friend I wouldn't mind.
- Vestri: Yes, but I don't even know you.
- Well, let's be friends!
- Player: Well, let's be friends!
- Vestri: I don't make friends easily. People need to earn my trust first.
- And how am I meant to do that?
- Player: And how am I meant to do that?
- Vestri: My, we are the persistent one aren't we?
- Vestri: Well, there's a certain gold artefact we're after. We dwarves are big fans of gold! This artefact is the first prize at the Hemenster fishing competition.
- Vestri: Fortunately we have acquired a pass to enter that competition...
- Vestri: Unfortunately Dwarves don't make good fishermen.
- Player: Fortunately I'm alright at fishing!
- Vestri: Okay. I entrust you with our competition pass. Don't forget to take some gold with you for the entrance fee.
- Vestri: Go to Hemenster and do us proud!
- You got the Fishing pass!
- (End of dialogue)
- You're a grumpy little man aren't you?
- (Same as below)
- You're a grumpy little man aren't you?
- Player: You're a grumpy little man aren't you?
- Vestri: Don't you know it.
- (Shows initial options)
- I'm bigger than you. Let me by.
- Player: I'm bigger than you. Let me by!
- Player: ...stumpy.
- Vestri: Go away! You're not going to bully your way in HERE!
- (Shows initial options)
- I was just stopping to say hello!
- Player: I was just stopping to say hello!
- Vestri: Hello then.
- (Shows previous options)
- Do you have a brother?
- Player: Do you have a brother?
- Vestri: What if I do! It's no business of yours.
- (Shows previous options)
Speaking to Austri to start the quest
- Austri: Hmmph. What do you want?
- I was wondering what was down those stairs?
- Player: I was just wondering what was down those stairs?
- Austri: You can't go down there!
- I didn't want to anyway.
- Player: I didn't want to anyway.
- Austri: Good. Because you can't.
- Player: Because I don't want to.
- Austri: Because you can't. So that's fine.
- Player: Yes, it is.
- Austri: Yes. Fine.
- Player: Absolutely.
- Austri: Well then.
- (Shows initial options)
- Why not?
- Player: Why not?
- Austri: This is the home of the Mountain Dwarves. How would you like it if I wanted to take a shortcut through your home?
- Ooh... is this a shortcut to somewhere?
- Player: Ooh... is this a shortcut to somewhere?
- Austri: Well, it is a lot easier to go this way to get past White Wolf Mountain than through those wolf filled passes.
- (Shows initial options)
- Oh, sorry, I hadn't realised it was private.
- Player: Oh, sorry, I hadn't realised it was private.
- Austri: Well, it is.
- (Shows initial options)
- If you were my friend I wouldn't mind it.
- Player: If you were my friend I wouldn't mind.
- Austri: Yes, but I don't even know you.
- Well, let's be friends!
- Player: Well, let's be friends!
- Austri: I don't make friends easily. People need to earn my trust first.
- And how am I meant to do that?
- Player: And how am I meant to do that?
- Austri: My, we are the persistent one aren't we?
- Austri: Well, there's a certain gold artefact we're after. We dwarves are big fans of gold! This artefact is the first prize at the Hemenster fishing competition.
- Austri: Fortunately we have acquired a pass to enter that competition...
- Austri: Unfortunately Dwarves don't make good fishermen.
- Player: Fortunately I'm alright at fishing!
- Austri: Okay. I entrust you with our competition pass. Don't forget to take some gold with you for the entrance fee.
- Austri: Go to Hemenster and do us proud!
- You got the Fishing pass!
- (End of dialogue)
- You're a grumpy little man aren't you?
- (Same as below)
- You're a grumpy little man aren't you?
- Player: You're a grumpy little man aren't you?
- Austri: Don't you know it.
- (Shows initial options)
- I'm bigger than you. Let me by.
- Player: I'm bigger than you. Let me by!
- Player: ...stumpy.
- Austri: Go away! You're not going to bully your way in HERE!
- (Shows initial options)
- I was just stopping to say hello!
- Player: I was just stopping to say hello!
- Austri: Hello then.
- (Shows previous options)
- Do you have a brother?
- Player: Do you have a brother?
- Austri: What if I do! It's no business of yours.
- (Shows previous options)
Speaking to Vestri before winning
- Vestri: Have you won yet?
- Player: No, not yet.
- Vestri: Well don't give up! Maybe old Jack can give you a few tips.
Speaking to Austri before winning
- Austri: Have you won yet?
- Player: No, not yet.
- Austri: Well don't give up! Maybe old Jack can give you a few tips.
Retrieving another fishing pass from Vestri
- Vestri: Have you won yet?
- Select an Option
- I need another competition pass.
- Player: I need another competition pass.
- Vestri: Hmmm. It's a good job they sent us spares.
- Vestri: There you go. Try not to lose that one.
- (End of dialogue)
- No, it takes preparation to win fishing competitions.
- Player: No, it takes preparation to win fishing competitions.
- Vestri: Maybe that's where we are going wrong when we try fishing?
- Player: Probably.
- Vestri: Maybe we should talk to that old Jack fella near the competition, everyone seemed to be ranting about him.
- (End of dialogue)
Retrieving another fishing pass from Austri
- Austri: Have you won yet?
- Select an Option
- I need another competition pass.
- Player: I need another competition pass.
- Austri: Hmmm. It's a good job they sent us spares.
- Austri: There you go. Try not to lose that one.
- (End of dialogue)
- No, it takes preparation to win fishing competitions.
- Player: No, it takes preparation to win fishing competitions.
- Austri: Maybe that's where we are going wrong when we try fishing?
- Player: Probably.
- Austri: Maybe we should talk to that old Jack fella near the competition, everyone seemed to be ranting about him.
- (End of dialogue)
Entering the Fishing Guild
Talking to Morris
- Player: What are you sitting around here for?
- Morris: I'm making sure only those with a competition pass enter the fishing contest.
- Player: I have one here.
- You show Morris your pass.
- Morris: Move on through. Talk to Bonzo to enter the competition.
- (End of dialogue)
Clicking on the gate
- Morris: Competition pass please.
- You show Morris your pass.
- Morris: Move on through. Talk to Bonzo to enter the competition.
- (End of dialogue)
Speaking to the other contestants
Sinister Stranger
- Sinister Stranger: ...
- ...?
- Player: ...?
- Sinister Stranger: ...
- Player: .....?
- Sinister Stranger: ......
- (End of dialogue)
- Who are you?
- Player: Who are you?
- Sinister Stranger: My name iz Vlad. I come from far avay, vere the sun iz not so bright.
- You're a vampyre aren't you?
- Player: You're a vampyre aren't you?
- Sinister Stranger: Just because I can't stand ze smell ov garlic und I don't like bright sunlight doesn't necessarily mean I'm ein vampyre!
- (End of dialogue)
- Is it nice there?
- Player: Is it nice there?
- Sinister Stranger: It is vonderful! Ze vomen are beautiful und ze nights are long!
- Select an Option
- You're a vampyre aren't you?
- (Same as above)
- So you like fishing?
- (Same as below)
- Well, good luck with the fishing.
- Player: Well, good luck with the fishing.
- Sinister Stranger: Luck haz notsing to do vith it it is all in ze technique.
- (End of dialogue)
- So you like fishing?
- (Same as below)
- So... you like fishing?
- Player: So... you like fishing?
- Sinister Stranger: My doctor told me to take up ein velaxing hobby. Vhen I am stressed I tend to get ein little..
- Sinister Stranger: ..thirsty.
- You're a vampyre aren't you?
- (Same as above)
- If you get thirsty you should drink something.
- Player: If you get thirsty you should drink something.
- Sinister Stranger: I tsink I may do zat soon...
- (End of dialogue)
- Well, good luck with the fishing.
- (Same as above)
Big Dave
- Big Dave: Hey guy! Always nice to see a fresh face!
- So you're the champ?
- Player: So you're the champ?
- Big Dave: That's right, guy! Ain't nobody better at fishing round here than me! That's for sure!
- (End of dialogue)
- Can I fish here instead of you?
- Player: Can I fish here instead of you?
- Big Dave: Sorry guy! This is my lucky spot!
- {tact|end}}
- Do you have any tips for me?
- Player: Do you have any tips for me?
- Big Dave: Why would I help you? I wanna stay the best! I'm not givin' away my secrets like old Grampa Jack does!
- Player: Who's Grampa Jack?
- Big Dave: You really have no clue do you! He won this competition four years in a row! He lives in the house just outside the gate.
- (End of dialogue)
Joshua
- Joshua: Yeah? What you want?
- Um... nothing really...
- Player: Um... nothing really...
- Joshua: Quit bugging me then, dude! I got me some fish to catch!
- (End of dialogue)}
- Can I fish here instead of you?
- Player: Can I fish here instead of you?
- Joshua: Nuh uh dude. Less talk, more fishing!
- (End of dialogue)}
- Do you have any tips for me?
- Joshua: Dude! Why should I help you? You like, might beat me! I'm not giving away my secrets like that dude Grampa Jack does!
- Player: Who's Grampa Jack?
- Joshua: Who's Grampa Jack he says! He won this competition four years in a row! He lives in the house just outside the gate.
- (End of dialogue)
Speaking to Grandpa Jack
- Grandpa Jack: Hello young man! Come to visit old Grandpa Jack? I can tell ye stories for sure. I used to be the best fisherman these parts have seen!
- Tell me a story then.
- Player: Tell me a story then.
- Grandpa Jack: Well, when I were a young man we used to take fishing trips over to Catherby; The fishing over there - now that was something!
- Grandpa Jack: Anyway, we decided to do a bit of fishing with our nets, I wasn't having the best of days turning up nothing but old boots and bits of seaweed. Then my net suddenly got really heavy!
- Grandpa Jack: To my amazement I'd caught this little chest thing!
- Are you entering the fishing competition?
- Player: Are you entering the fishing competition?
- Grandpa Jack: Ah... the Hemenster fishing competition...
- Grandpa Jack: I know all about that... I won that four years straight! I'm too old for that lark now though...
- I don't suppose you could give me any hints?
- Player: I don't suppose you could give me any hints?
- Grandpa Jack: Well, you sometimes get these really big fish in the water just by the outflow pipes.
- Grandpa Jack: I think they're some kind of carp...
- Grandpa Jack: I used to get those from McGrubor's wood, north of here. Just dig around in the red vines up there but be careful of the guard dogs.
- Player: There's this weird creepy guy who says he's not a vampyre using that spot. He keeps winning too.
- Grandpa Jack: Ahh well, I'm sure you'll find something to put him off. After all, there must be a kitchen around here with some garlic in it, perhaps in Seers Village or Ardougne. If he's pretending to be a vampyre then he can pretend to be scared of garlic!
- Player: You're right! Thanks Jack!
- (End of dialogue)
- That's less competition for me then.
- Player: That's less competition for me then.
- Grandpa Jack: Why you young whippersnapper! If I was twenty years younger I'd show you something that's for sure!
- (End of dialogue)
- Sorry, I don't have time now.
- Player: Sorry, I don't have time now.
- Grandpa Jack: Sigh...
- Grandpa Jack: Young people - always in such a rush.
- (End of dialogue)
- Can I buy one of your fishing rods?
- Player: Can I buy one of your fishing rods?
- Grandpa Jack: But young man, you have your own. I'll not sell you mine when you already have one!
- (End of dialogue)
- I've forgotten how to fish, can you remind me?
- Player: I've forgotten how to fish, can you remind me?
- Grandpa Jack: Of course! Let me see now...You'll need a rod and bait. You can fish with a net too, but not in the competition.
- Player: Ok... I think I can get those at Catherby.
- Grandpa Jack: Then simply find yourself a fishing spot, either in the competition near here, or wherever you can - I recommend net fishing in Catherby. Net or Lure the fish in the fishing spot by clicking on it and then be
- Grandpa Jack: patient...
- Player: It's that simple?
- Grandpa Jack: Yep! Go get em tiger.
- (End of dialogue)
The contest
Fishing before entering the competition
- Bonzo: Hey, you need to pay to enter the competition first! Only 5 gp entrance fee!
- The player is force walked to Bonzo
- (Same as below)
Speaking to Bonzo
- Bonzo: Roll up, roll up!
- Bonzo: Enter the great Hemenster fishing competition!
- Bonzo: Only 5gp entrance fee!
- I'll enter the competition please.
- Player: I'll enter the competition please.
- Bonzo: Ok, nearly everyone is in their place already. You fish in the spot by the willow tree, and the Sinister Stranger, you fish by the pipes.
- If garlic was placed in the pipes:
- Sinister Stranger: Arrgh! WHAT is that GHASTLY smell??? I think I will move over here instead...
- Bonzo: Hmm. You'd better go and take the area by the pipes then.
- Your fishing competition spot is now beside the pipes.
- (End of dialogue)
- (End of dialogue)
- No thanks, I'll just watch the fun.
- Player: No thanks, I'll just watch the fun.
- (End of dialogue)
If choosing Bonzo's pay option
- You pay Bonzo 5 coins to enter the competition.
- Bonzo: Ok, we've got all the fishermen! It's time to roll!
- (Same as above)
Trying to pay Bonzo during the competition
- Bonzo: You've already paid, you don't need to pay me again!
- (End of dialogue)
Searching the wall pipe
- Player: Ewww - it's a smelly sewage pipe.
- (End of dialogue)
Putting the garlic into the wall pipe
- You stash the garlic in the pipe.
- (End of dialogue)
Using the gate mid-competition
- Bonzo: So you're calling it quits here for now?
- Select an Option
- Yes I'll compete again another day.
- Player: Yes I'll compete again another day.
- Bonzo: Ok, I'll see you again.
- (End of dialogue)
- Actually I'll go back and catch some more.
- Player: Actually I'll go back and catch some more.
- Bonzo: Good luck!
- (End of dialogue)
Speaking to Bonzo after catching a fish
- Bonzo: So how are you doing so far?
- With a regular fish:
- Player: I caught some fish! Here...
- You hand over your catch.
- Bonzo: And the winner is... The stranger in black!
- (End of dialogue)
- With the giant carp:
- I have this big fish. Is it enough to win?
- Player: I have this big fish.
- Player: Is it enough to win?
- Bonzo: Well, we'll just wait till time is up.
- You wait[sic]
- You hand over your catch.
- Bonzo: We have a new winner! The heroic-looking person who was fishing by the pipes has caught the biggest carp I've seen since Grandpa Jack used to compete!
- You are given the Hemenster fishing trophy!
- (End of dialogue)
- I think I might still be able to find a bigger fish.
- Player: I think I might still be able to find a bigger fish.
- Bonzo: Ok, good luck!
- (End of dialogue)
Talking to Bonzo after winning
- Bonzo: Hello champ!
- If the fishing trophy has been lost:
- Player: I don't feel like a champ...
- Bonzo: Why not champ?
- Player: I lost my fishing trophy...
- Bonzo: Is that all chump? Don't worry, I have a spare!
- (End of dialogue)
- Bonzo: So any hints on how to fish?
- Player: I think I'll keep them to myself.
- (End of dialogue)
Returning to Vestri
- Vestri: Have you won yet?
- Player: Yes I have!
- Vestri: Well done! That's brilliant! Do you have the trophy with you?
- Player: Yep, I have it right here!
- Vestri: Oh! It's even more shiny and gold than I thought possible...
- Congratulations! Quest complete!
- Vestri: You've done us proud. Thank you [lad/lass]. I think we can now trust you enough to let you in...
- Player: In where?
- Vestri: Why the tunnel of course! You may now come and go freely, avoiding the wolves and dangers of the cold, high mountain. You could even stop in for a beer or two!
- Player: Excellent. That will come in most handy.
- (End of dialogue)
Returning to Austri
- Austri: Have you won yet?
- Player: Yes I have!
- Austri: Well done! That's brilliant! Do you have the trophy with you?
- Player: Yep, I have it right here!
- Austri: Oh! It's even more shiny and gold than I thought possible...
- Congratulations! Quest complete!
- Austri: Welcome, oh great Fishing Champion! Feel free to pop by and use our tunnel any time.
- Player: Thank you, I think I'll stop by for a beer one day.
- (End of dialogue)
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