Transcript:Monkey (magic carpet)

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Standard dialogue

Without wearing a m'speak amulet or having Monkey Madness II completed

• Player: Who's a cute little monkey?
• Monkey: Ukkuk oook! Eeek aka, ahh aka gonk.
• (End of dialogue)

Whilst wearing a m'speak amulet or having Monkey Madness II completed

• Player: Who's a cute little monkey?
• Monkey: Who's an ugly human? Give me a banana!
• Player: What's up with you?
• Monkey: Stupid human! Give monkey a banana!
• Player: Sorry monkey, I don't have any bananas.
• Monkey: Aghhh. You're a rubbish human, get monkey a banana now.
• (End of dialogue)

With a banana in inventory

• Player: Who's a cute little monkey?
• Monkey: Who's an ugly human? Give me a banana!
• Player: What's up with you?
• Monkey: Stupid human! Give monkey a banana!
• Select an Option
• Give the monkey a banana.
  • (Player gives banana.)
  • Monkey: Ha ha! Smelly human gave monkey a banana.
  • Player: Wow you're one nasty piece of work. Have you ever heard of gratitude?
  • Monkey: Hey baldy, give monkey another banana!
  • Player: Just because I'm not covered in fur doesn't make me bald, you cheeky monkey.
  • Monkey: Monkey wants another banana now! Give me, give me!
  • Player: Look I've had it with you, you little degenerate.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Don't give it a banana.
  • Player: I'll not give you a banana until you learn manners.
  • (End of dialogue)