Transcript:The Restless Ghost

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This transcript involves dialogue with Father Aereck, Father Urhney, Restless ghost, and the player.

Starting out

• Father Aereck: Welcome to the church of holy Saradomin.
• Who's Saradomin?
  • Player: Who's Saradomin?
  • Father Aereck: Surely you have heard of the god, Saradomin?
  • Father Aereck: He who creates the forces of goodness and purity in this world? I cannot believe your ignorance!
  • Father Aereck: This is the god with more followers than any other! ...At least in this part of the world.
  • Father Aereck: He who created this world along with his brothers Guthix and Zamorak?
  • Oh, THAT Saradomin...
    • Player: Oh, THAT Saradomin...
    • Father Aereck: There... is only one Saradomin...
    • Player: Yeah... I, uh, thought you said something else.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Oh, sorry. I'm not from this world.
    • Player: Oh, sorry. I'm not from this world.
    • Father Aereck: ...
    • Father Aereck: That's... strange.
    • Father Aereck: I thought things not from this world were all... You know. Slime and tentacles.
    • You don't understand. This is an online game!
      • Player: You don't understand. This is an online game!
      • Father Aereck: I... beg your pardon?
      • Player: Never mind.
      • (End of dialogue)
    • I am - do you like my disguise?
      • Player: I am - do you like my disguise?
      • Father Aereck: Aargh! Avaunt foul creature from another dimension! Avaunt! Begone in the name of Saradomin!
      • Player: Ok, ok, I was only joking...
      • (End of dialogue)
• Nice place you've got here.
  • Player: Nice place you've got here.
  • Father Aereck: It is, isn't it? It was built over 230 years ago.
  • (End of dialogue)
• I'm looking for a quest!
  • Player: I'm looking for a quest.
  • Father Aereck: That's lucky, I need someone to do a quest for me.
  • Start The Restless Ghost quest?
  • Yes
    • Player: Ok, let me help then.
    • Father Aereck: Thank you. The problem is, there is a ghost in the church graveyard. I would like you to get rid of it.
    • Father Aereck: I believe he is currently living as a hermit in Lumbridge swamp. He has a little shack in the south-west of the swamps.
    • Father Aereck: My name is Father Aereck by the way. Pleased to meet you.
    • Player: Likewise.
    • Father Aereck: Take care travelling through the swamps, I have heard they can be quite dangerous.
    • Player: I will, thanks.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • No
    • Player: Sorry, I don't have time right now.
    • Father Aereck: Oh well. If you do have some spare time on your hands, come back and talk to me.
    • (End of dialogue)

Talking to Father Aereck again

• Father Aereck: Have you got rid of the ghost yet?
• Player: I can't find Father Urhney at the moment.
• Father Aereck: Well, you can get to the swamp he lives in by going south through the cemetery. You'll have to go right into the far western depths of the swamp, near the coastline. That is where his house is.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Father Urhney

• Father Urhney: Go away! I'm meditating!
• Well, that's friendly.
  • Player: Well, that's friendly.
  • Father Urhney: I SAID go AWAY.
  • Player: Okay, okay... sheesh, what a grouch.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Father Aereck sent me to talk to you.
  • Player: Father Aereck sent me to talk to you.
  • Father Urhney: I suppose I'd better talk to you then. What problems has he got himself into this time?
  • He's got a ghost haunting his graveyard.
    • Player: He's got a ghost haunting his graveyard.
    • Father Urhney: Oh, the silly fool.
    • Father Urhney: I leave town for just five months, and ALREADY he can't manage.
    • Father Urhney: Well, I can't go back and exorcise it. I vowed not to leave this place. Until I had done a full two years of prayer and meditation. Tell you what I can do though; take this amulet.
    • Father Urhney hands you an amulet.
    • Father Urhney: It is an Amulet of Ghostspeak.
    • Father Urhney: So called, because when you wear it you can speak to ghosts. A lot of ghosts are doomed to be ghosts because they have left some important task uncompleted.
    • Father Urhney: Maybe if you know what this task is, you can get rid of the ghost. I'm not making any guarantees mind you, but it is the best I can do right now.
    • Player: Thank you. I'll give it a try!
    • (End of dialogue)
  • You mean he gets himself into lots of problems?
    • Player: You mean he gets himself into lots of problems?
    • Father Urhney: Yeah. For example, when we were trainee priests he kept on getting stuck up bell ropes. Anyway. I don't have time for chitchat. What's his problem THIS time?
    • (Same as above)
• I've come to repossess your house.
  • Player: I've come to repossess your house.
  • Father Urhney: Under what grounds???
  • Repeated failure on mortgage repayments.
    • Player: Repeated failure on mortgage repayments.
    • Father Urhney: What? But... I don't have a mortgage! I built this house myself!
    • Player: Sorry. I must have got the wrong address. All the houses look the same around here.
    • Father Urhney: What? What houses? What ARE you talking about?
    • Player: Never mind.
  • I don't know. I just wanted this house...
    • Player: I don't know. I just wanted this house...
    • Father Urhney: Oh.. go away and stop wasting my time!
    • (End of dialogue)

Talking to Father Aereck

• Father Aereck: Have you got rid of the ghost yet?
• Player: I had a talk with Father Urhney. He has given me this funny amulet to talk to the ghost with.
• Father Aereck: I always wondered what that amulet was... Well, I hope it's useful. Tell me when you get rid of the ghost!
• (End of dialogue)

If the ghostspeak amulet is ever lost

• Father Urhney: Go away! I'm meditating!
• Well, that's friendly.
  • (Same as above)
• I've lost the Amulet of Ghostspeak.
  • Player: I've lost the Amulet of Ghostspeak.
  • If they player currently has it in their inventory:
    • Father Urhney: What are you talking about? I can see you've got it with you!
    • (End of dialogue)
  • If the amulet if stored in a bank, Death's Office, Item Retrieval Service:
    • Father Urhney: You come here wasting my time... Has it even occurred to you that you've got it stored somewhere? Now GO AWAY!
    • (End of dialogue)
  • If the player does not have inventory space:
    • Father Urhney signs.
    • Father Urhney: How careless can you get? Those things aren't easy to come by you know! Now clear some space in your inventory and I'll give you another one.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • If the player has inventory space:
    • Father Urhney signs.
    • Father Urhney: How careless can you get? Those things aren't easy to come by you know! It's a good job I've got a spare.
    • Father Urhney hands you an amulet.
    • (Player receives ghostspeak amulet.)
    • Father Urhney: Be more careful this time.
    • Player: Okay, I'll try to be.
    • (End of dialogue)
• I've come to repossess your house.
  • (Same as above)

Talking to the Restless ghost

Without wearing the Amulet of Ghostspeak

• Player: Hello ghost, how are you?
• Restless ghost: Wooo wooo wooooo!
• Sorry, I don't speak ghost.
  • Player: Sorry, I don't speak ghost.
  • Restless ghost: Woo woo?
  • Player: Nope, still don't understand you.
  • Restless ghost: WOOOOOOOOO!
  • Player: Never mind.
  • (End of dialogue)
• Ooh, THAT'S interesting.
  • Player: Ooh, THAT'S interesting.
  • Restless ghost: Woo wooo. Woooooooooooooooooo!
  • Did he really?
    • Player: Did he really?
    • Restless ghost: Woo.
    • Player: My brother had EXACTLY the same problem.
    • Restless ghost: Woo Wooooo! Wooooo Woo woo woo!
    • You'll have to give me the recipe some time...
      • Player: You'll have to give me the recipe some time...
      • Restless ghost: Wooooooo woo woooooooo.
      • Hmm... I'm not so sure about that.
        • Player: Hmm... I'm not so sure about that.
        • Restless ghost: Wooo woo?
        • Player: Well, if you INSIST.
        • Restless ghost: Wooooooooo!
        • Player: Ah well, better be off now...
        • Restless ghost: Woo.
        • Player: Bye.
      • Goodbye. Thanks for the chat.
        • Player: Goodbye. Thanks for the chat.
        • Restless ghost: Wooo wooo?
        • (End of dialogue)
  • Yeah, that's what I thought.
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• Any hints where I can find some treasure?
  • Player: Any hints where I can find some treasure?
  • Restless ghost: Wooooooo woo! Wooooo woo wooooo woowoowoowoo
  • Restless ghost: Woo wooo. Wooooo woo woo? Woooooooooooooooooo!
  • Sorry, I don't speak ghost.
    • Player: Sorry, I don't speak ghost.
    • Restless ghost: Woo woo?
    • Player: Nope, still don't understand you.
    • Restless ghost: WOOOOOOOOO!
    • Player: Never mind.
    • (End of dialogue)
  • Thank you. You've been very helpful.
    • Player: Thank you. You've been very helpful.
    • Restless ghost: Wooooooo.
    • (End of dialogue)

While wearing the Amulet of Ghostspeak

• Player: Hello ghost, how are you?
• Restless ghost: Not very good actually.
• Player: What's the problem then?
• Restless ghost: Did you just understand what I said???
• Yep, now tell me what the problem is.
  • Player: Yep, now tell me what the problem is.
  • Restless ghost: WOW! This is INCREDIBLE! I didn't expect anyone to ever understand me again!
  • Player: Ok, Ok, I can understand you!
  • Restless ghost: Well, to be honest... I'm not sure.
  • Player: I've been told a certain task may need to be completed so you can rest in peace.
  • Restless ghost: I should think it is probably because a warlock has come along and stolen my skull. If you look inside my coffin there, you'll find my corpse without a head on it.
  • Player: Do you know where this warlock might be now?
  • Restless ghost: I think it was one of the warlocks who lives in the big tower by the sea south-west from here.
  • Player: Ok. I will try and get the skull back for you, then you can rest in peace.
  • Restless ghost: Ooh, thank you. That would be such a great relief! It is so dull being a ghost...
• No, you sound like you're speaking nonsense to me.
  • Player: No, you sound like you're speaking nonsense to me.
  • Restless ghost: Oh that's a pity. You got my hopes up there.
  • Player: Yeah, it is a pity. Sorry about that.
  • Restless ghost: Hang on a second... you CAN understand me!
  • No I can't.
    • Player: No I can't.
    • Restless ghost: Great. The first person I can speak to in ages...and they're a moron.
  • Yep, clever aren't I?
    • Player: Yep, clever aren't I?
    • Restless ghost: I'm impressed. You must be very powerful. I don't suppose you can stop me being a ghost?
    • Yes, ok. Do you know WHY you're a ghost?
      • Player: Yes, ok. Do you know WHY you're a ghost?
      • Restless ghost: Nope. I just know I can't do much of anything like this!
      • (Same as above)
    • No, you're scary!
      • Player: No, you're scary!
      • Restless ghost: Great. The first person I can speak to in ages...and they're an idiot.
      • (End of dialogue)
• Wow, this amulet works!
  • Player: Wow, this amulet works!
  • Restless ghost: Oh! It's your amulet that's doing it! I did wonder. I don't suppose you can help me? I don't like being a ghost.
  • Yes, ok. Do you know why you're a ghost?
    • (Same as above)
  • No, you're scary!
    • (Same as above)

Talking to the Restless ghost again

• Player: Hello ghost, how are you?
• Restless ghost: How are you doing finding my skull?
• Player: Sorry, I can't find it at the moment.
• Restless ghost: Ah well. Keep on looking. I'm pretty sure it's somewhere in the tower south-west from here. There's a lot of levels to the tower, though. I suppose it might take a little while to find.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to Father Aereck

• Father Aereck: Have you got rid of the ghost yet?
• Player: I've found out that the ghost's corpse has lost its skull. If I can find the skull, the ghost should leave.
• Father Aereck: That WOULD explain it. Hmmmmm. Well, I haven't seen any skulls.
• Player: Yes, I think a warlock has stolen it.
• Father Aereck: I hate warlocks. Ah well, good luck!
• (End of dialogue)

After retrieving the skull

Talking to Father Aereck

• Father Aereck: Have you got rid of the ghost yet?
• Player: I've finally found the ghost's skull!
• Father Aereck: Great! Put it in the ghost's coffin and see what happens!
• (End of dialogue)

Inspecting the skull

• It's the skull of the ghost that is haunting Lumbridge graveyard. Maybe I should return this back to the ghost's coffin.
• (End of dialogue)

Talking to the Restless ghost

• Player: Hello ghost, how are you?
• Restless ghost: How are you doing finding my skull?
• Player: I have found it!
• Restless ghost: Hurrah! Now I can stop being a ghost! You just need to put it in my coffin there, then I'll be free!
• (End of dialogue)

Using the skull on the Restless ghost

• I can't give it to him. It goes right through him.
• Restless ghost: If you just put it in my coffin that should do the trick...
• (End of dialogue)

Putting the skull in the coffin

• Restless ghost: Release! Thank you stranger...
• Congratulations! Quest complete!