Cosmic Being

Cosmic Being
Released								11 July 2006 (Update)
Members								Yes
Race								Cosmic Entity
Location								Cosmic entity plane
League region								Misthalin✓
Gender								Female
Options								Talk-to
Examine								A highly enlightened being.
Map
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Advanced data
NPC ID								1835

Bubrezankaldargarez'jk the Cosmic Being (nicknamed "Bub") can be found in the Cosmic entity's plane during Fairytale II - Cure a Queen. Cosmic Beings resemble humanoid ghosts but are more angular in appearance. When asked "What universal mystery are you pondering today?" she may give one of the following responses:

• Where do flies go at night?
• Have you ever flicked through a dictionary and afterwards felt really depressed by how much you don't know?
• Do other birds speak pigeon pidgin?
• Political philosophy is an oxymoron.
• Why are yawns contagious?
• Do sick days include when you're sick of work?
• To be is to be the value of a variable.
• How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
• Where does a snake's tail begin?
• How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?
• If you're halfway from here to there, which is which?

Dialogue

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Trivia

• Despite being unattackable, cosmic beings technically have an internal drop table, which can be viewed here. It is mainly composed of secondary ingredients for potions made using Herblore and a non-standard herb drop table that include grimy torstol, snapdragon, toadflax, and rogue's purse.