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Trivia
If he is given gnome food as a delivery in Gnome Restaurant, he'll say: "Soon, gnome cuisine will take over the world."
According to him, the tortoises he is currently using were trained in the Tree Gnome Stronghold, and the ones currently being trained there will be sent to him shortly.