Longhall Bouncer

Longhall Bouncer
Released								2 November 2004 (Update)
Members								Yes
Race								Human
Quest								The Fremennik Trials
Location								Rellekka
League region								Fremennik✓
Gender								Male
Options								Talk-to
Examine								He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground. That's how he got the job.
Map
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Advanced data
NPC ID								813

The Longhall bouncer guards the backstage entrance to the Rellekka Longhall Bar. After The Fremennik Trials, if players attempt to enter the stage, he will comment on how horrible their singing was.

Dialogue

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Trivia

• During The Fremennik Trials, the player can attempt to enter the backstage as 'an acapella bard', but regardless of the song chosen the bouncer will call the performance "a pile of tosh."
  • "Tie Me Chompy Bird Down" is possibly a reference to Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport by Australian singer Rolf Harris.
  • "Murphy Row The Boat Ashore" is possibly a reference to the traditional African-American spiritual Michael, Row the Boat Ashore, best known from a 1960 recording simply titled "Michael" by American folk group The Highwaymen.
  • "My Old Man's A Miner" is a reference to the song My Old Man's a Dustman, first recorded by British skiffle singer Lonnie Donegan.
  • "Elvarg The Magic Dragon" is a reference to the song Puff, the Magic Dragon by American folk group Peter, Paul and Mary.